Self Inflicted Liposuction

M y F e l l o w V i s i o n a r i e s ,

I Am Fat...

My body feels heavy...
I sweat profusely...
I smell like vinegar...
My fingers are huge...
I look clumsy...
My face is oily...

I NEED TO GET RID OF
MY FAT FAST!

So, with the help of my trusty cellular phone, I discovered a way to alter my face and help me decide which part (my face) should I insert an unsterilized straw and suck fat...

here's the results, pic one please and tell me...

(Click to enlarge)

Geeeeeez, I think I'm gaining a pound a day... I'm now 220lbs.

Anyway, your comments makes me happy!
Gimme more!
Thanks!

Goodbye and Goodluck to my new face!

Your fatsucking buddy,

-dosporkypinge