Ejection Seat!

broadcaster

2010-06-25T14:59:00.002+08:00

Livestreaming

2010-05-19T23:21:00.001+08:00

SINO SI POREYN GERRY???

2009-06-01T23:22:00.005+08:00

Sino ba si POREYN GERRY?

SINO SIYA?

I watched him online and he is really ridiculously hilarious!

For those who doesn't know him, he is a caucasian speaking in almost inaudible Tagalog/Filipino and trying things uniquely pinoy.

Currently, I only found two videos of him. The one when he is eating balut and the other one when he tries to ride the jeepney using the "sabit method."

After his dares or challenges (whatever it may be called), he'll concoct a drink (out of nowhere) using nescafe coffee. For the balut, he creates this black coffee cooler and for the jeepney, a sagot gulaman ala nescafe.

The videos are certainly a viral campaign for nescafe. And this is what they want, to blog about it. hehe...

I just want to know if he is really an american/canadian (based on his accent) or a caucasian looking filipino who pretends to be tounge twisted.

Anyway, I can't get over his videos. Better than the Hayden Kho videos.

Oh, i got a photo of him here, for posterity:

Panalo ka POREYN GERRY!

-Dos

A VEEEEEEERYYYY LONG UPDATE

2009-05-30T20:47:00.002+08:00

Hi people,

I just happen to get the inspiration to open up and update this blog again.

This may sound cheesy/cliche or whatever it is because I am blogging about my blog.

I stopped blogging approximately a year ago when I started working. After that, this blog has been in a dilapidated state, only getting noticed by absurd google searches for "PIGSA" and "EDERLYN."

I need a creative outlet for my feelings and I think blogging is the best way to do.

When I read my old posts in this blog, I noticed the DOS that's very different from my present self. The DOS who doesn't care whatever people will say when he post photos of him almost naked with butt crack for the whole world to see, the DOS that writes whatever comes out of his mind and surpisingly, people are fascinated by it. The DOS who's curiosity reaches the never ending staircase of question marks and the DOS who just happen to be a small person in the blogosphere who aspired to be a film director someday.

I hope this feeling... lasts!

Till next time,

-Dos

It's my social suicide!

2009-04-01T07:48:00.000+08:00

Hi friends,

Watch me dance as you've never seen me before.

http://www.flippish.com/single-ladies/

-Dos

Free Jeepney Rides

2009-01-08T19:46:00.000+08:00

I know this is long overdure, but I just want to share the amazing experience I had while doing this random act of kindness: free jeepney rides.

You can watch it here:

http://www.flippish.com/project-halo-free-jeepney-rides/

Have a flippish day!

Project Halo

2008-10-11T18:24:00.001+08:00

Dear friends,

When was the last time you did an act of kindness so random you were surprised you did it? It sure made you feel happy, right?

Spreading kindness is fun!

Since most people like you and me are busy with different priorities, the peeps from flippish.com will do it in behalf of you, all you need to do is sit back, watch and enjoy as the act of happiness is unfolded right before your eyes.

All you need to do is watch Project Halo, a show where happiness is spread through random acts of kindness! Hosted by the angelic Maike Evers.

Only from Flippish.com, a website dedicated to Filipinos around the world!

Click here to watch the show or copy and paste to your web browser the link below:

http://www.flippish.com/project-halo-flower-giving/

Macau

2008-08-31T11:00:00.001+08:00

Here in Macau, luxury is a game, on which smoking means someone is rich, when staying all night gambling is normal. It's like in Macau, the poor are forced to live rich.

Anyway, I stayed in this vibrant city for 9 days because of work. This "Gambling Capital of Asia" had been a Portuguese colony before. Ironic it may seem that most of their signages is in Portuguese (like their ubiquitous exit signs that read "Saida.") but no one speaks it; I never heard anyone speak Portuguese. Maybe they do that for tourism purposes or for the preservation of their history which is really unique. Too bad I had little time to roam around... Anyway, they really got very good architecture. It's oddly similar to Intramuros but with a different twist that's hard to explain.

I tried to look for beggars in this lavish city and found three. Will post the photos later. hehe...

Toested Bread

2008-08-19T17:54:00.000+08:00

Toested Bread for sale, anyone?

In my blogging hiatus for more than a year, I stumbled upon my old blog (www.dosflame.blogspot.com). It brought back memories. I never thought I am so happy-go-lucky and child-like before, the person who's willing to flash his butt in front of people. Gee, nakakahiya ako dati.

Maybe I am in the present process of maturing. I'm 21 and need to face the real world with a thick face. Sabi nga ng lola ko nung tinanong ko sya kung pano matatanggal ang hiya, "Edi gawin mong tabla ang mukha mo..." It made me laugh, seriously. My lola's so wacky, so cool and so youthful. Who would've thought she's 82?

Back to topic. I'm way healthier than before, I used to be 220 pounds with a 38" waistline, now I tip the scales at 170 pounds and a 33" waistline. Considering my 170cm height, I am still overweight, but the good thing is I am shedding my baby fats that's making me a "baby."

If this is an Oscar speech, I will thank depression for letting me win the "Best Weight Loser." Yes, I got depressed the entire month of July. I won't divulge more as it remains in secrecy. Let's just call it a breakup of sort. Just imagine what kind of relationship is it but I guess your answers won't be correct. It's a too complicated for a typical relationship. Tipong "pang-pelikula;" if there's a pun intended.

That depression sort of solidly punched me in the face that I am not acting according to my age. Well, not acting, but living. I live in my own imagination, trying to force myself that this is this and that is that. Facts are existent in me but I always try to put a different perspective on it. Like a child, very child-like, childish, infantile.

I was in my high school when I first felt the aroma of love. Oh, the sweet aroma of love She's nice, pretty, wonderful, intelligent, lucid, etc... (add all those adjectives that never seem to run out when someone's in love.). I never got the courage to express it as all I think was love=sex. Oh, don't try to paint a bad picture of me. I mean, I think when someone is in love, sex is always a part of it. I don't mean I am afraid of sex but considering my age, it's funny seeing me control my raging hormones. Anyway, sex is existent in married life but for a puppy, innocent love way back the adolecent years, romantic love is romantic love. NO sugarcoating, just it. I may just be a poor eccentric boy that time afraid to be judged by the princess I have my eyes melting for.

When I was young, I always spend my afternoons with my grandfather. It is either in his workshop fixing things, at the living room watching boxing and news or in the dining room eating dinner with him, I was always fascinated how he sees things. For an innocent boy, his life experiences are too far-fetched. I somehow embodied his perspective in life which made me more eccentric to the people my age. I can remember my classmates referring me as "the boy who talks about war." Gee, my grandfather really made me a post-war veteran, and a genocide fanatic for that...

21 is the age when males feel the freedom they all waited for. Freedom to choose, to live the life they wanted, to sin and to commit things their mothers will cry for. As for me, I surely felt the freedom but somehow, I'm still hanging, never willing to take the plunge. I still have the undeveloped wings of adulthood and now I can't catch up. Buti pa ang manok, pwede injectionan ng hormones.

Metaphorically, I'm like a toested bread, burnt on the outside yet soft inside.

Good Friday Turned Bad, But Still Good.

2008-03-24T22:06:00.000+08:00

There were people who believe that getting into heaven means hurting themselves and even imitating the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. They show it off in the annual Maleldo, a tradition of flagellation and crucifixion in the city of San Fernando, Pampanga Province, Philippines.

I've been aching to see this event since a child. But my parents won't allow me for the fear of me being lost in the thick crowd. Amazingly, my father told me last week that his brother is going there to accompany a Chinese-American guest. The next day, Holy Thursday, I packed my bag and went straight to Pampanga.

On the way to Barangay Cutud where the event is held, we walked 2-3 kilometers under the scorching sun as public transportation is not available. Along the way, we encountered the penitents with their cross and wooden whips with blood splattering around. After walking a few meters, the penitents stopped for a while and drank a yellowish-colored liquid in a small plastic bag. Later that day, I found out that it is actually beer (to induce bleeding) after a penitent got drunk and caused a show. (Picture at left)

We followed the penitents until we got to our destination: a dessert-like field with a small hill in the center on which three crosses were erected. Beside the hill is the media podium and a small stage for the (masochists) VIPs who reserved their seats to get a good view of the crucifixion. There were many kiosks and booths around, selling food, hats, memorabilia, umbrellas and even prepaid cell phones.

Supposedly, the crucifixion would take place at noon but it happened at three in the afternoon. So, we waited for four hours in the unforgiving sun who gave us the sunburns. (I pity Jon, the Chinese-American guest, as he's not used to the heat. I can't remember how many bottles of water he drank that day...) To combat the sun, my cousins created a mobile tent consisting of two malongs tied to an umbrella which serves as the central core. Nice!

3pm came and the crucifixion began (which by the way is highly-stylized and tends to go over the top that sadly lost its sincerity). Surprisingly, once "Jesus Christ" got hoisted up, the crowd began to succumb to the narrow exit. Like me, I just wanted to see how the "actor" reacts to his nailing. hehehe...

On the other note, I think it is not appropriate to hurt one's self just to gain entry to Christ's kingdom. Jesus died on the cross for our sins, we need not replicate it. But this is a crazy confusing world, right? I think we just need to respect them as different people have different views in life.

Anyway, I enjoyed the event, albeit the heat, the crowd and the carnival feel of it.

All I can say is, this event is for the religious, freak-finders, entrepreneurs and those wanting an uneven tan.

tintinnabulation?

2008-02-15T22:01:00.000+08:00

tintinnabulation
What the..... What word is that?

Anyway...

Wanna help someone?

I'm sure you've heard this Chinese proverb about helping others: "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." This proverb created charities like the OLPC that gives free "green colored" laptops to children of developing countries which in turn, the children who receive the laptop will learn how use a computer and help themselves get out of the mud.

But when we modify the proverb to "Give a man a WORD and you feed someone 20 grains of rice. Teach a man THE DICTIONARY and you FEED SOMEONE A THOUSAND GRAINS OF RICE" comes the charitable website freerice.com

Freerice.com is a website that promotes giving based on intellect. Answer each word 's meaning correctly and you donate 20 grains of rice to the World Food Program. Nice one, right?

So c'mon, spread the word and help! (Maybe we can help our country survive the forthcoming rice shortage... hehehe...)

MY PICTURES MY!!!!

2007-12-12T01:59:00.000+08:00

WOW! I am so HAPPY!

My pictures of the Philippine Football Federation's Gala Dinner was published in the FIFA website! WOW!!!

here are the links:

http://www.fifa.com/newscentre/photogallery/gallery=656906.html#656900
http://www.fifa.com/newscentre/photogallery/gallery=656906.html#656892
http://www.fifa.com/newscentre/photogallery/gallery=656906.html#656896
http://www.fifa.com/newscentre/photogallery/gallery=656906.html#656888
http://www.fifa.com/newscentre/photogallery/gallery=656906.html#656883
http://www.fifa.com/newscentre/photogallery/gallery=656906.html#656878
http://www.fifa.com/newscentre/photogallery/gallery=656906.html#655536

and here!

http://www.fifa.com/aboutfifa/federation/news/newsid=654506.html#the+philippines+rich+footballing+tradition

-Dos!

SOP Music Video Awards!

2007-11-18T17:15:00.000+08:00

Yipee!!!

Nanalo ang PUP sa SOP Music Video awards!

Dreams are bad...

2007-11-11T03:30:00.000+08:00

Dreams are bad, it makes us think of things we like and looking forward on having it. But dreams remain as DREAMS forever! We must act and make it real!

I will be a Creative Director before being a FILMMAKER!
I will have a loving wife that will help me build a good and loving family!

That are the two things I dream and it won't remain as is!

I will make it! God help me...

GO DOS!

Smiling Goat!

2007-11-01T11:06:00.000+08:00

Hello Colleagues!

Do you know that goats can smile?

Yes! They can!

Enjoy!

(Taken: PUP Oval, October 30, 2007)

Ang Cute!

Pano Ka Pinanganak, Nadia? (Nadia, how are you born?)

2007-09-30T01:36:00.000+08:00

Dear Friends...

I can't say a word when I saw Baby Nadia, a 17lb baby from Russia. Grabe, So HUGE!

"And the hefty newborn Nadezhda is mother Tatiana Khalina’s TWELTH child – adding to a brood of eight sisters and three brothers."

"She added that she followed no special diet to produce the champion tot: “I ate everything, we don’t have the money for special foods so I just ate potatoes, noodles and tomatoes."

"According to the World Health Organisation, the average weight for a healthy baby is 7.06 lb."

(from http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007450038,00.html)

Just look at the pictures...

-Dos

PUTOSHAP Lessons

2007-09-24T01:01:00.000+08:00

Courage: Doing something you are afraid to do.

My courage was tested when my professor asked me to teach third year students some basic Photoshop.

Why me?

Sabi nga sa Bible, share what we have and God will bless us. (Proverbs 19:17)

So, I basically shared my tiny knowledge on Photoshop to other people. Kahit maliit, nakatulong pa rin! Giving is not the amount nor quantity, it is the generosity of the heart.

I can say that some of them are much knowledgeable in Photoshop after my lecture. I didn't feel ashamed that they are much better than me. The greatest gift of a student to his teacher is when his student exceeds him.

Masarap pala magturo... Sana maulit muli!

Photoblogging...

2007-09-10T00:16:00.000+08:00

Actually, I hate journalistic writing, I want writing with imagination! Yung hindi restricted sa mga facts and details I honestly find boring... Kaya, Photoblogging na!

Here are some shots at the Makati CBD, try to guess the names of the buildings! (Click on the picture to view larger version.)

-Dos

Hindi na ako MAMAMATAY!

2007-09-06T00:59:00.000+08:00

Dear Friends!!!

HINDI NA AKO MAMAMATAY!

Kasi, last Monday, kinagat ako ng pusa when I stepped on her. I got two deep wounds and it bleeds profusely. Syempre, cats have rabies like most mammals. Takot ako mamatay sa Rabies at mangisay...

Anyway, I got my Rabies shots today kaya ngayon, wala na akong alahanin pa!

Mahirap pala maexperience na mamamatay na ako at marami pa ako gusto gawin! I feel blessed that He is with me all the time...

Kaya eto, sa picture, ako'y nagsa-aso! (Pic taken by BustedIsaiah.)

Thanks be to God!

-Dos

2007-09-02T01:35:00.000+08:00

Dear Friends,

Just want to share this wonderful story.

The Cross
Author Unknown

A young man was at the end of his rope, seeing no way out, he dropped to his knees in prayer. "Lord, I can't go on." he said. "I have too heavy a cross to bear." The Lord replied, "My son, if you can't bear its weight, just place your cross inside the room. Then open that other door and pick out any cross you wish." The man was filled with relief and said, "Thank you Lord." and he did as he was told. Upon entering the other room, he saw many crosses; some so large the tops were not visible. Then, he spotted a tiny cross leaning against a far wall. "I'd like that one, Lord." he whispered. The Lord replied, "My son, that is the cross you just brought in."

When life's problems seem overwhelming, it helps to look around and see what other people are coping with. You may consider yourself far more fortunate than you imagined.

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Haiku For a Friend in Korea

2007-08-29T01:41:00.000+08:00

Dear friends,

A Haiku for friends living apart.

Oceans between us.
We may not see each other,
But friendship endures...
-Dos

Para sa aking kaibigan na nasa Korea. Ang pangalan nya ay 박진우 na may 2 anak.

Anti-Bush Message Seen From Space! (Pictures)

2007-08-28T01:20:00.000+08:00

Hello Insomniacs!

Gusto ko lang ishare. Let the pictures do the talking! At last, may naka-beat na rin sa Great Wall of China! Check nyo sa Google Earth or Google Maps pero mahirap makita.

Ok?

New Life! Podcast!

2007-08-18T03:29:00.000+08:00

Hi Guys,

English mode muna...

Podcast galore!

My first podcast... (Spot my mistake ok?)

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Enjoy!

Bye!

Pigsa

2007-07-11T23:48:00.000+08:00

Dear kaibigans,

Tinubuan ako ng pigsa. Ang sakit, di ako makaupo ng maayos. Buti nalang sa may hita ito tumubo dahil pag sa may "buns" ko, ayoko na. Gusto ko man tanggalin, sabi nila pabayaan lang daw dahil kusa naman daw ito mawawala. Pero di ko na makayanan ang sakit kaya nagresearch ako tungkol dito.

- Carbuncle pala ang tawag nito sa Ingles at ito ay dahil sa organism na Staphylococcus.
- Gagaling daw ito pag uminom ng antibiotic.
- Pwede raw tapalan ng bawang at luya ito para lumiit.

Sabi ng Lola ko, mas mainam daw
gawin ay tusukin ang pigsa at pukpukin ng bibig ng bote ng Coke. Mabisa daw ito at lalabas lahat ng Nana (pus) at dugo. Masakit nga lang.

Weird man sabihin, nasasarapan ako pag hinihipo ko ang aking pigsa. Parang mayroong feeling of comfort and pain habang dahan-dahan kong kina-caress ang kabilugan nito.

Ang sakit!

Lucky Day!

2007-07-07T21:22:00.000+08:00

Dear Friends,

Mabuhay! After a long long time... Di ako makapagblog dahil nang nag-switch ako sa Google Accounts eh biglang nawala ang aking sintang blog. Buti nalang at nabuksan ko ang luma kong account kaya eto na! Hurray!

Anyway, alam nyo ba anong araw ngayon? Today is the Lucky Day! (Sa mga nagka-casino nga lang) hehe...

Kasi it's July 7, 2007 Today!

07-07-07

I feel so excited I can't just hide it come on come on come on I want you I want you!

Anyway, may DSLR na ako! Huwaw! Grabe, isa na akong desenteng potographer sa mga mata ng mga tunay na putugrapher! Gagamitin ko na ito para sa aking mga sinister plans! Hahaha!
Eto nga pala mga sample shots to get you started heheh...

Ang nasa itaas ang mga friends ko sa Purun at ang nasa ibaba ay ang aking good friend na si Vag... Virgie pala!

Till Next time!
Nagmamahal, Dos

P.S. Billycoy, may photoblog na ako per saka ko na sasabihin! hehe...

Literatura

2007-06-11T22:15:00.000+08:00

Dear Prends,

Di
ako mahilig sa literatura, particularly dahil sa mahahaba uyon or masyadong malalim at posible ding ayokong magbasa ng personal shits ng mga writers na tinatawag ang sarili nilang artists! Duh! Art must be appreciated by many at di lang sila at ang kanilang elite circle.

Bilib ako kay Bob Ong dahil sa kanyang writing style. Nakakareach-out siya sa marami. Di lang sya ang nakakaintindi. Pero that doesn't mean na basta binabasa ng maraming tao ang kanilang gawa eh maituturing artist na rin sila. Take Xerex for example. Sinasagot nya ang tawag ng laman at hindi ang tawag ng utak. Pwede rin ang gawa ni xerex ay pang utak pero para lamang sa may mga pornographic memory.

Wala lang. hehe...

Please read this.

2007-05-18T14:22:00.000+08:00

Friends, its not important who I am, I just wanted to inform you that
this blog would not be updated anymore because the owner is now in eternity.
That's the reason this blog was not updated for a long time.

Let there be peace...

Sincerely, a friend of my friend.

A Lesbian Love Affair

2007-03-21T17:40:00.000+08:00

Dear Lovers,

Isa sa pinakaayaw kong gawin ang pumasok ng maaga sa paaralan. Okay lang na ma-late ako as long na makaka-attend ako sa klase. Nung isang araw, sa di ko maipaliwanag na dahilan eh gumising ako ng 5 in the morning at pumasok ng 5:30 am. 6:30 pa lang nasa school na ako. May isang oras pa ako para makapaghanda bago pumasok ang professor ko... WOW! Super punctual ako! Natulog nalang ako para patayin ang oras. 8:30 na ako nagising. Wala pa rin ang professor ko. Wala rin ang mga kaklase ko. Nagiisa ako. Syet, wala pala kaming klase ng araw na iyon sa tatlong subjects. Badtrip.

Buti nalang nakita ko ang dalawang piraso ng papel na nakadikit sa isang sandalan ng upuan sa aming kwarto. Halatang may effort ang pagkagawa dito, computerized at nakadikit pa sa neon-colored paper na may border. Wow! Love letter pala ito. Eto ang nakasulat: (note: in original formatting)

Dear Joyce,
mahal na mahal
po kita..

Yung tntwag mong negie at
payatot ay mahal na mahal ko kya
mag-ingat ka sa mga cnsB mo..

Opo..slamat tlga..piyow
ko..gusto kong ihug kita ng tight
pra iprmdam ko xau na ayaw
kong mwala ka xkn..
Ah..ok! sori
po..lam ko..dis is
all my fault and im
all to blame..but
what can I say?
Ahm..msaya

tau..mhal kita..mhal mo din ako..its a beautiful mistake I wouldn't
regret..

Oo nga eh..nikakabahan tuloy ako..lakas ng kabog ng puso ko..kaw kc..ano
bng gnaw mo skn at nainlove ako
xau ng todo!?

Gaya-gaya ka tlga..gnun din
naisip ko..dq alm kung kayak
o..Firstym to..as in sbrang
serious..halos klhti ng srili ko eh nsau
na..sa lahat ng gngwa ko..pillow
na lang ng pilow..

Sino kaya si Joyce? Joyce Jimenez? nye, hindi. Isa lang masasabi ko, ang corny nila. Binatog na Corn Soup siguro ang kinain nya bago isulat (or rather, i-type) ang letter na iyan. hehe...

Puno ng sweet talk ang sulat na parang babae ang nagsulat dahil bihirang gawin ng lalaki ang mga baby names like "Piyow" for "Pillow". So, I therefore conclude, its a Lesbian Love Affair! (Go Aiza!)

Grabe, pag mag nagbigay sa akin nang katulad nyan, naku, pagtatawanan ko siya. Sabi nga diba, "don't let your emotions fool you".

*Joyce, kung nababasa mo ito at ikaw ang nasa sulat, get a life, bumili ng pedometer at magbilang ng steps! hahaha!

Negie! Negie!

Light Rail Transit Philippines!

2007-03-14T21:08:00.000+08:00

Dear LRT riders....

Mabuhay! Finally, our ancient facilities is having a face lift. Buti nga... hehehe...Dahil sa napaka-hectic na sked ko (at dahilan ng pagiging inactive ng blog ko) nag-rely ako sa LRT at MRT para sa quick, affordable and safe transportation.

Nagulat nalang ako nang ang LRT line 1 eh biglang nagkaroon ng "improvements". Ang LRT line 1 nga pala ang pinaka luma sa lahat ng LRT at MRT. Bago na ang ticket na may mukha pa rin ni Gloria Nunal as always, at bago na ang mga tren, pero not entirely, siguro konti lang mga 3 lang ang bagong tren.

Ang tanging hindi nalang nagbabago ay ang mga mukhang hagard na tellers sa ticket booths.

Tignan nyo nalang ang mga pics... Sa LRT 1 yan pramis! hehe... Ganda! Salamat naman dahil hindi na ako mahihiya sa mga Korean and Chinese co-students natin! haha!

Trivia pala, yung Vito Cruz LRT 1 station ay may pinakamaraming suicide cases sa lahat ng LRT Stations. So I therefore conclude na haunted yun! hehe! Siguro mga La Salle students yun na di na makayanan ang pressures sa school... poor kids... Related din ito sa post ni SHIOK!!!

Mabuhay ang LRT!

Ang Mga Babae sa Lente ni Dos

2007-03-02T02:08:00.000+08:00

Dear Piktyurs,

Picture taking muna kasama nang mga girls... Hehe. Mga classmates ko sila na kinukunan ko at nagpapakuha naman. Gamit ko dyan ay ang aking Cellphone hehe...

Yung naka-red sa first two pictures eh si Mavs, thesis mate ko at isang Communication Theories geek. (marami yang teorya about sa pag co-communicate ng tao, grabe, pati aso meron!)

Saan yan? Edi sa loob ng Jeep.

Sa 2nd floor ng Main Building.

Si Ate Jen na nag e-endorse ng Presto Cookies! (Manila Film Center[MFC], CCP Complex, Pasay City)

Si Ate Deng sa MFC din, Ka-lente ko at nagaalaga ng kambing na si YUKI(+)

Silang dalawa, Manila Film Center din, habang kumakain ng biskwit.

Waaaa! Gusto ko na ng DSLR!!!

Isang Tanong, Isang Sagot!

2007-02-21T21:47:00.000+08:00

Dear Priendliefrends,

Hellooo! Masaya ako dahil may trabaho na ako at iyon ay Estudyante! hehe... Nagpasya akong tapusin na ang semestreng ito at sa bakasyon nalang mag-apply. Isang buwan nalang naman yun eh. hehe...

Anyway, habang nasa loob ako ng favorite hang-out place ko, ang Book Sale, nakita ko ang librong ito na nakakatawa talaga ang title:

HOW TO GET PREGNANT

Bigla akong natawa nang makita ko yan, nagtinginan na nga ang mga fellow Booksalers ko eh, paano ba naman, ang kapal-kapal ng libro na siguradong tungkol sa paggawa ng bata lang naman ang laman.

Naisip ko, pwede pala ako yumaman sa U.S. pag naging author ako ng librong katulad nyan na self explanatory. May naisip na nga ako eh, "How to Breathe Using the Nostrils".

Isang tanong, isang sagot:

Q: How to get pregnant???

A: First of all, L muna, tapos ituloy ang K! Pag napasok na ang K, edi gawin ang PG pero mas maganda kung mag BJ muna para Mas Happy! Tapos biglang lalaki ang T and then after a while, puputok ang T! Pag pumutok na ang T, masakit na dudulas palabas ang S! A Child is born! So Simple!

(Mga naughtyheads, eto ang ibig sabihin! First of all, Ligwan muna, tapos ituloy ang Kasal! Pag napasok na ang Kasal, edi gawin ang Pulot Gata pero mas maganda kung mag Breakfast sa Jolibee muna para Mas Happy! Tapos biglang lalaki ang Tiyan and then after a while, puputok ang Tubig! Pag pumutok na ang Tubig, masakit na dudulas palabas ang Sanggol! A Child is born! So Simple!)

Hehe...

Pagkatapos kong tumawa ng tumawa at tumawa, binasa ko ulit ang cover at ayun may karugtong pala ang title:

how to get pregnant WITH THE NEW TECHNOLOGY.

Shit, natamaan ako dun ah, tungkol pala sa artificial insemination ang libro. Napakadumi na talaga ng utak ko. Nakakahiya.

Dos the Forger! (Naughty Mind Series part 4)

2007-02-15T06:15:00.000+08:00

Dear Prennnsssss,

Mabilis lang ito dahil papasok na ako. hehe...

Babalik sana ako kahapon sa Pizza Hut para mag-apply. Nakakuha na kasi ako ng "forged" certification na sinasabing I Dropped one Subject with Three Units.

Desperado na ako. Sh*t.

Di ako pumunta because of 3 Reasons:

1.Masisira ang dignidad ko, okay lang masira pangalan ko, di naman ako kilala pero ayoko ang aking dignity.

2. Masisira ang image ng aking mahal na unibersidad, marami pa namang graduates ang prino-produce nito at baka di na sila tanggapin sa Pizza Hut.

3. Baka mawalan ng trabaho ang professor ko na pumirma doon.

Sabi nga ng iba kong classmates most notably Vagi, wag na daw dahil delikado. So sinunod ko sila dahil mabait ako hehe... Marami namang companies diyan eh. hehe...

Mas na-inlove tuloy ako sa Photography... haaay, siguro pag nabili ko na ang cam na iyon, ituturing kong anak.

I Thought, I Thought, I Thought (Naughty Mind Series Part 3)

2007-02-07T22:47:00.000+08:00

Dear prenddds,

Bumalik ako sa Pizza Hut kaninang 7:30 AM un, so nauna ako sa pila. Kasama ko yung classmate ko at ang kambal niya. Kaya masaya ako at di ako nag-iisa.

Confident ako na mai-interview dahil nagpagupit na ako at super neat ako. hehe... Buti nalang napa-aga kami at na-orient ng nakakatakot na HR officer. Pero mabait siya at sinabi niya na smile kami at wag nerbyusin. Pero ako kumakabog na ang dibdib ko. Buti nalang nagpatawa si Manong Guard na mabait hehe... (siya rin yung guard sa dati kong mga posts.)

Maya-maya, di pala kami pwede, friday pala ang CSR hiring nila. Pero since maaga kami at di announced yun, pinayagan kami na ma-initial interview. Hurray! (Salamat din dun sa akala namin na supladang receptionist, pinagtanggol niya kami na mainterview!)

Nung turn ko na para mainterview, sabi ko sa sarili ko "dos, wag ka kabahan, tao din yung kakausapin mo, its their position thats causing your shivers, and you'll be one of them someday."

Ayun, tinawag na nga ako. Tingin ko kasimputi ko na si Snow White sa pamumutla at kaba pero since high blood ako, di pwede yun hehe...

Pinaupo ako sa Hot Seat ng HR officer. Sinabi ko "Good Morning Maam!" at nagreply din siya sa akin na "Good Morning!". Binigay ko ang resume ko at binasa niya. Mukha naman siya satisfied. hehe... Eto ang sumunod na nangyari...

HR OFFICER (HR): So, you're applying as a CSR?
Dos (D): Yes Maam!
HR: What school are you from?
D: Polytechnic University of the Philippines, Maam.
HR: Third Year?
D: Yes Maam!
HR: How many units are you taking?
D: 18 Maam!
HR: Can I see your registration card?
D: Excuse me maam, I'll get it from my bag.
*tumayo ako at kinuha sa bag ang regi.
D: Here maam.
HR: 21 units?
D: No maam, I dropped this subject which has 3 units.
HR: Can I see the Dropping Form?
*Nabigla ako.

Di ko na alam ang sumunod na sinabi ko. hehe... Basta naalala ko pinababalik ako bukas para ipakita ko ang dropping form. Ang problem, i'm really taking 21 units. (sana wag nila mabasa ito)

Shet, Desperation. Ayoko magsinungaling...

Di ko na alam gagawin ko, hehe... Iniisip ko nga wag nalang ako magtrabaho at uutang nalang ako kay Papa pero hiya ako, di nga kami naguusap eh. hehe.

Haay, para sa photography at Filmmaking, itutuloy ko ito! Tawagan ko kaya yung binigay ni yatot...

Ang Pagababalik After 10 Days... (Naughty Mind Series Part 2)

2007-02-01T21:41:00.000+08:00

Dear Jobseekers,

After 10 days, bumalik ako sa Pizza Hut sa Aurora Towers Cubao, kahapon yun, January 31.

Maaga ako, 8am nandoon na ako, muntik na nga ako di makaabot sa 8am na cut-off nila dahil 7:30AM ako umalis ng bahay dahil undecided parin ako.

Pagdating ko sa 15th floor ng Aurora Towers kung saan nandoon ang head office ng Philippine Pizza Inc. eh marami na ang applikante, nasa 15 na. Buti nalang mabait si Manong Guard at pinapila ako sa may hagdan. Pinalabas niya sa akin ang resume ko at 2x2 picture. Buti nalang inedit ko ang resume ko at nilagay ko na roon ang job objective ko at nagdagdag ng character references.

Nakatabi ko si Ate 1 sa right side ko. Di ko natanong pangalan niya. Pero base sa aming small chit-chat, mas nangangailangan siya ng pera. Graduate siya ng Unico College sa Laguna ng 2 year associate course in Hotel and Restaurant Management. Buti nalang Team Member (yung crew sa branch) ang a-apply-an niya, at least di kami magkakumpitensiya.

After 30 mins, pinapasok ang tatlong applicants, including me. Medyo kinakabahan na ako at syempre sabi ni ate Jackie (na nag-inspire sa akin na mag-apply doon) na always smile. Todo smile ang ginawa ko na parang wala nang bukas, syempre para ma-practice ang facial muscles ko... Nang biglang lumapit si Manong Guard sa akin at sinabi: "Ser, pasensya na, balik na lang kayo bukas, magpagupit muna kayo(ng buhok)."

Nagulat si Ate 1 na katabi ko, syempre medyo nalungkot siya na pinaalis ako, pero okay lang, valid naman eh, mahaba ang buhok ko. Nag-thank you ako kay Manong Guard at sumakay ng elevator at umalis. Tapos nagpagupit ako. Now I'm sporting this really stupid haircut at mukha akong itlog.

Di ako bumalik kanina dahil may midterm exam kami sa Rizal, at syempre ayoko makita ako na mukhang itlog baka di ako seryosohin.

Lesson learned: magpagupit bago mag-apply.

Hahaha! Stupid hair!

Teka! Nagsayaw pala ako sa aming Le Vouge Fashion and Dance Show ng aming college. heheh... Kwento ko yun sa susunod!

Gudnayt!

Meyneyla!

2007-01-28T09:17:00.001+08:00

Dear trabelers,

(Itatabi ko muna ang aking jobhuntingescapadesss.)

Mahilig ako maglakad, alam nyo ba iyon? Point-to-point, 50 kms distance ok sa akin. Kaya napakalaki ng binti ko at ang talampakan ko, sing gaspang ng sandpaper.

Weirding ang tawag ko sa aking adventures on foot. (May ibang meaning ang word na iyan pero who cares?) Sa aking paglalakbay marami akong nakita, nadiscober at kung anik anik pa.

eto ang ilan...

Sundot Kulangot: Isang pagkain na nagoriginate sa Baguio. Ang version na kinakain ko ay ang "lite"version dahil ang totoong sundot kulangot eh gagamitin mo ang iyong pinky finger to eat it. Ito ang totoong finger lickin' good food. hehe...

Si Ms Bata Daya. Siya ang batang nakasabay ko sa dyip na hindi nagbayad sa driver. Malayo-layo din ang kanyang isinakay at sa aking kalkulasyon eh nasa P8.25 ang pamasahe dapat niya. Pero let's look at the other side, isa sing estudyante at sabado iyan, pwedeng wala siyang allowance sa araw na iyon or wala talaga siyang allowance at all.

Lovers: Yun lang...

Eto ang tindahan ng mga "TOTOONG" nangangailangan. Sa Anonas Street yan sa Sta. Mesa, Manila. Lahat ng binibenta dyan eh tingi-tingi, kung makikita nyo, per piece. katulad ng kalamansi, piso isa, ang tuyo P2.50, ang Milo Chocolate Drink, Asukal, Gatas eh P1.00. Astig! Tignan nyo nalang ang nakasulat sa ilalaim, "BASIC NEEDS". hehe...

Yun Lang! Naku, jobhunting na naman..

Para sa DSLR... I gave up my Virginity! (Naughty Mind Series Part 1)

2007-01-24T00:52:00.000+08:00

Dear jobhunters,

Kanina, nag-apply ako sa a CSR sa Pizza Hut sa Aurora Towers sa Cubao. Todo polo ako at pants dahil baka diretso interview na raw. Tapos pagpasa ko ng Resume,

Tatawagan nalang daw ako.

Shet.

Sayang ang porma, sayang ang minsan lang sinusuklay na buhok at sayang ang spiels na dapat eh gagamitin ko sa interview. Iba talaga ang first time. Now, I can proudly say that I'm no longer a Virgin! (in terms of jobhunting hehe...)

Sana naman matawagan ako at matanggap at magkaroon ng pagkakataon sabihin ang "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut Deliveries, this is Dos speaking, how may I help you?"

Haay, bat kasi super mahal ng DSLR na napili ko, 58k.

May digicam naman ako, yun na lang.

Ngayon alam ko na ang frustrations ng mga fresh grads na in a years' time eh magiging ganoon na rin ako...

At nalaman ko na mahal ko talaga ang Photography na isang hakbang para maging isang Filmmaker! haha!

(Ideas-Photography-Patience-Acting-Screenwriting-Accounting-Patience-Make Up-Patience-Marketing-Perseverance)

Mag ko-callboy na nga lang ako kahit alam kong walang tatangap sa akin...

nah, never mind. Gudnayt!

Sino Si EDERLYN?

2007-01-19T20:30:00.000+08:00

Dear Globe Subscribers,

Simula ng marinig ko si Ederlyn, di ko na talaga maalis sa isip ko ang pangalan niya,

EDERLYN

Grabe, iba ang alindog ni ederlyn... Kahit Smart subscriber ako, nakaabot si ederlyn sa akin.

Sa mga di nakakaalam kung sino si Ederlyn, si ederlyn ay kumalat sa text messaging sa Globe network. Isa siyang misteryosang nilalalang. Whew!

Nagsimula ito sa Text Message na ito:

Ui, invited tau s bday party
ni ederlyn 2m ng 6pm.

CnO b un? Kilala m b?
FinOrward lng skn e.
Hahahahahaha. Kulet.

Na sinundan nito:

C rowan daw, na frnd ni ederlyn, may concert sa araneta. Sa lhat ng invitd s bday ni ederlyn,invtd din s concert ni rowan sa sbdo ng 7pm. Punta kyo ha?!

At nagpatuloyito hanggang sa nagpakasal siya, bininyagan ang anak niya at nagkaroon ng ibang characters na si Cheverlyn etc at lalabas daw si Ederlyn sa The Buzz ng ABS-CBN2. Grabe, iba na talaga nagagawa ng unlimited texting hehe... Anyway andito yung kumpletong saga ni Ederlyn...

(yung babae sa pic ang sa tingin ko ay si Ederlyn, sa jeep jeep yan. hehe... di alam nung babae na kinunan ko siya dahil mahilig ako sa stolen shots with people on their MOST embarassing moment!)

Ederlyn, sino ka ba talaga?

The Fucking Manequin

2007-01-14T23:38:00.000+08:00

Dear Naughtyminds,

Nakita ko lang ito nung magpunta ako sa Market! Market! mall sa Fort Bonifacio. Iyan ay isang manequin sa isang sikat na clothing line for women, endorsed by a theatre actress that got international attention by playing a Vietnamese prostitute.

Let the picture do the talking, afterall, a picture paints a thousand words. hehe.

HAVE FUN!

Yours Trully,
dosPORKYpinge (sabi nila lucky mga baboy ngayon.)

Camera Whore!

2007-01-10T18:50:00.000+08:00

Dear Models,
Yan ang nakuha ng aking selpown kaninang hapon.

Shet, gusto ko talagang maging potographer, ala Xander Angeles kasama ang FHM babes hehe... Joking aside, isang frustration ko ang makakuha ng Pulitzer Prize pero para sa Americans lang yun. Andaya.

Tapos di pa rin ako makakuha ng trabaho ngayon kahit ano para makabili na ako ng DSLR, di naman kasi ako nagaaply, takot ako eh... DSLR, asan ka na? Pero sabi ng mga photographers, "Amateurs talks about the camera, professionals debates about lenses but real photographers just let their photographs do the talking". So that means Im an amateur, good: theres room for improvement!!!

Eto pa isang pic...

Eto namang pic na ito eh kinuha ko kahapon sa taas ng R. Magsaysay Flyover sa Sta. Mesa Manila nang kami ni Elmo and Mavs (both in the pic) eh tinopak at nagkayayaang maglakadlakad. hehe... we call it Weirding kahit may ibang meaning ang word na iyan sa Websters. hehe

Chuvaness asan kana?

I Am Japanese or Korean!!!

2007-01-07T17:52:00.000+08:00

Arigato Friends!

Haha! Magpapaksal na ako sa isang Korean at Japanese at magiging dual citizen!!! heheheh... Magpapakasal ako kina...

Song Hye-kyo ng Full House Fame!

Saka kay Yui na isang sikat na singer sa Japan!

Wahahahhaahhahaha!

Kay gaganda nilang mga dilag, ang sarap titigan.

Habang tinititigan ko iba ang aking nararamdaman...

May bumibilis ang Tibok at medyo naginginig.

This is love.... Sana... syet kasi yang language barrier na yan. Leche!!! Flan!!!

Wedding Pic Namin...
(ako yan pramis!)

I cordially invite you to my wedding and honeymoon.
Just don't wear anything.
Nudist wedding ito na sabay ang honeymoon!
Hataw na!

Tai Tien!

Nervous Gone! An early new year gift for me!

2006-12-31T14:27:00.000+08:00

Dear Prens...

These past few days, maraming happenings because of the christmas/new year seasons. Kaya di ako makapagnet. I-add pa ang nangyaring super quake sa taiwan last week na nakasira ng maraming underwater fiber optic cables na nagcoconect satin 90% of the time sa ibang bansa kaya walang internet.

Sa napakaraming nangyari nun eh medyo naging close kami ni papa! Kung di ko pa nasasabi sa inyo, may gap sa amin ni papa na kasing laki ng iceberg. Di kami naguusap, nagpapansinan at nagkikibuan. Nakakausap ko lang siya pag may tinatanong siya sa akin or pag may kailangan ako sa kanya like magpapaalam pag aalis etc. Ganun. To think bata pa lang ako wala nakaming communication eh masyado na talaga malalim ang sugat. Ang sakit.

Sabi ko nga kay Vagi, maayos lang ang relationship ko kay Papa thru a very harsh confrontation. Yung tipong mag-aaway kami. hehe. Sabi ni Vagi hindi naman daw necessary yun, basta kausapin ko lang siya... Tama nga siya.

Kahapon, galing kami sa aming clan reunion sa pampanga. Sila mama at ang aking dalawang kapatid ay nauna na at naiwan kami ni Papa sa bahay at magcocomute nalang kami. Dati, pag nalaman kong dalawa nalang kami eh magpapanic na ako at tibong mane-nervous breakdown. Pero kahapon, parang wala lang. Nagkwentuhan pa nga kami eh. WOW! Sarap! hehe... Ang sarap pala ng feeling pag kausap ang daddy. hehe... kaya hanggang ngayon, good mood ako everyday!

(A very Rare moment, Adrian, Papa, Me!)

Sabi ko nga kay booma dati dahil naiinis siya sa super strict na dad nya eh "buti ka nga may tatay na nagagalit sayo kesa naman ako di kinakausap." Well, binabawi ko na iyon!

Sana naman eh magpatuloy na ang magandang relationship na nabubuo samin ni papa. Sana!

Eto ang malupit. Kagabi, binigyan ko si Papa ng kalahating pirasong polvoron at di ko malaman kung bakit ko ginawa yun. Usually, di tinatanggap ni papa ang mga kalahati na o bawas na pagkain. Titignan lang nya yun at babalik sa panonood ng T.V. pero kahapon, ganito ang nangyari:

Dos: (iniabot ang kalahating polvoron sa Papa niya.)
Papa: (nakita ang polvoron.)

(brief pause.)

Papa: Ano yan?
Dos: (nagulat) Ah, polvoron po.
Papa: (tinignan ang polvoron na kalahati.)

(Brief Pause.)

Papa: (Kinuha ang kalahating polvoron.)
Dos: (Nanlaki ang Mata.) (Paalis na sana.)
Papa: Akin nalang to?
Dos: Ah opo.
Papa: Ok.

Finish.

All I can say is HAHAHA!!!

Ninangs at Ninongs

2006-12-24T11:44:00.000+08:00

Dear Yuletides,

Iba talaga ang feeling pag malapit na ang Pasko, lalo na ang walang inaanak. Nararamdaman ko ang lamig ng simoy ng hangin kasabay ang sense of security na ang pera ko ay akin lamang at wala nang iba! Ang sarap talaga mag-pasko ng walang inaanak! hahaha!

Ibang klase naman kasi ang may inaanak, mapa-kasal, binyag, kumpil, graduation, etc kasi required pa silang bigyan ng regalo sa birthday at pasko at magpapatuloy pa ito hanggang sa dulo ng panahon.

Dati nga akala ko ang mga Ninong at Ninang ay mas mataas pa sa parents kasi sila ay GODfather at GODmother samantalang si Ma at Pa eh FAther lang ay MOther lang... Pero ang mga Ninong at Ninang pala ay nagsisilbing "guidance counselors" sa kanilang inaanak, sila ang nagbibigay "guidance" na di naibibgay ng magulang. Pero ang nangyayari, nagiging source of income sila for parents (ng mga baby) at source of regalos and aguinaldo na iwawaldas naman ng mga inaanak (me included).

Si Papa, marami inaanak yun, mapa kasal o binyag. Karamihan dun, mga officemates nya na kinakasal. Pero bilib din ako sa ibang kinakasal, parang gustong maka-refund sa ginastos nila kaya ayun, 24 lahat ng ninong at ninangs karamihan din don mga politicians (Pork Barrel?)

Yung bunso kong kapatid, ten years old pa lang siya eh may inaanak na eh ngayon 13 years old na siya, kung susumahin, nakagastos na nsiya ng humigit kumulang 4000 pesos para sa regalo pero buti nalang minor pa siya kaya subsidized pa iyon ng parents namin. Si Ate naman, marami na rin yang inaanak. Yun lang. Pero ako, wala ni ISA! Really, Life is Wonderful!

Minsan nga nagtataka ako bakit parang mailap ang mga kaibigans at kamaganaks ko kung magkakaanak sila at ayaw nila na maging ninong ako ng anak nila. Inisip ko ang dalawang posibleng dahilan.

1. Siguro ayaw nilang masira ang reputasyon ng anak nila dahil sa aking pagiging
daring at handang ilabas ang pwet in public.

2. Dahil weirdo ako at kumakain ng kung ano-anong dahon na makita ko sa kung
saan eh baka iniisip nila na maimpluwensyahan ko ang anak nila. (FYI, masarap
ang dahon ng gumamela, medyo maanghang na minty. Parang dahon din ng papaya.
Wag nyo lang subukan ang Fortune plant, makunat at mapait! Matamis naman ang
sa sampaguita saka aloe vera.)

Ako marami akong ninong at ninang na di nagbibigay sakin ng regalo, aguinaldo etc. Ok lang, di ko naman sila kilala. We're playing even!

Pero may isa akong pamangkin na cute na cute ang tinuturing kong "Special". Not as inaanak pero special kasi ayoko ma-stereotype ang ako na Ninong. hehe... She is Ice. Cute? Yeah!

Sana wag lang mabasa ng mga Nongs at Nings ko to. Lagot ako.

Maligayang Pasko at Bagong Taon nalang sa Lahat! Ingat sa paputok, baka maputol ang... kamay! hehe.

Sandali lang Ito...

2006-12-23T17:56:00.000+08:00

Dear Sons and Daughters of their fathers,

Sandali lang ito kasi nagluluto ako ng almusal ko...

Kaninang umaga kasi, nagpasama si Papa sa akin sa RFM Corporation upang "kumuha" kami ng chicken for Christmas and New Year... Bakit kami kukuha at di bibili? Si Papa kasi ay dating employee sa RFM - Swift Foods Agri-Business Accounting Division. Mataas na rin ang posisyon nya doon after working for some 30 years. Tapos nung nag-force retirement siya nung medyo humina ang company, ang gustong retirement pay nung companya para sa kanya ay in form of Fresh Dressed Chickens. Yeah, you've heard it right, Fresh Dressed chickens or in tagalog, Bagong Katay na Manok. Napaka walang considerasong Kumpanya.

Fast forward. Kumuha nga kami ng manok at ang role ko sa pagsama eh iuuwi ko yun sa bahay dahil dederetso na si Pa sa warehouse dahil maraming deliveries dahil magpapasko na.

Sa loob ng isang oras naming pagsasama, di kami masyado naguusap. Minsan pag may nakikitang somethin' eh small talk lang ang nangyayari. Siguro kung susumahin, nasa 11 minutes lang kaming nagusap pero yun na ang pinakamatagal namin nag-usap in my entire life. Siguro nung baby ako, kinakausap nya ako pero baby pa lang ako nun, di ko na natatandaan.

Basta, I'll try to win that Art Petron Contest para naman mapasaya ko siya hehe... Di kasi ako mahilig sa basketball eh...

Now I need a job for that camera. Pero kakain muna ako!

Happy Eating!

Hello Dos? Ikaw Ba Iyan?

2006-12-19T00:30:00.000+08:00

Dear podcasters,

Asan na ako? hehe... Syempre dito sa bahay! haaay, ang sarap kausapin ng sarili!!!

Sige, kakausapin ko ang sarili ko ngayon...

********************
Dear Dos,

Nababaliw ka na dahil kausap mo sarili mo, pero sabi ni Isaiah na kausap mo kanina, healthy daw yun! So sabihin mo sa mga kaibigan mo, kung kinakausap nila ang mga sarili nila, healthy lang yun! Kaya mga ka-mental, di kayo mga baliw dahil lahat ng tao ay mga baliw!
nasisiraan na talaga ikaw dos...

Enewey, nanood ka kasi kanina ng Inang Yaya, isang Unitel Pictures production and Directed by Pablo Biglang-Awa Jr. Diba dos, napakasimple ng movie at doon mo lang nakita si Ms Sunshine Cruz na magaling palang umarte. Naiyak ka pa nga eh dahil naramdaman mong emosyon ang ginamit nang direktor at writer para gawin yung pelikula. Inulit mo pa nga twice at sinabayan mong umiyak yung nasa likod mo na may pink na Hello Kitty na panyo. Pero, kagaya nga ng sinabi mo, pangit talaga manood sa SM Megamall Cinemas 5, 6, 8 and 9 dahil naliliitan ka sa screen at hindi dolby equipped. Sana nag gateway ka nalang na 120 pesos din.

Pero dos, maiba tayo. Diba kanina mo pa hinahanap ang kantang Faces ni Lene Marlin na sinabi sa iyo ni Ate Deng na dinidedicate sa iyo? Sana makita mo dahil alam kong nafi-freak ka na na makita iyon, hayaan mo, reregaluhan nalang kita ng CD pag nagkita tayo.

Saka dos, subukan mo kayang mag aprikano dahil nakita ko sa clustermaps mo na mayroon kang reader sa Africa, pwede mong ibenta sa kanila ang iyong bagong diskubring no rinse Bath Soap na nadevelop mo habang nakaupo ka sa Kubets. Malay mo, yumaman ka doon at makabili ka na nga Canon DSLR mo at para di ka na matawag ni Cofibean na ORC!

So hanggang dun nalang, alam kong matutulog ka na dahil dumating na ang daddy mo. Kausapin mo naman daddy mo, para maging close kayo. hehehe...

Nagmamahal,
Two.

Ang Sikreto sa Likod ng Amoy ng PAPAYA!

2006-12-15T17:19:00.000+08:00

Dear Constis,

Kanina, binili ko si Mama ng Papaya, mura lang, twenty pesos a piece (actually 20 pesos kalahating kilo.) sa malapit na talipapa sa amin.

Eto naman si mama, abusado talaga, ibinili na nga siya eh pinahugasan, pinatalop, pinahiwa at pinapalamig pa sa akin.

Syempre, siya ang "nagluwal" sa akin sa mundo kaya wala akong karapatan na di siya sundin kaya ginawa ko na ang pinapagawa niya.

Noong nasa process na ako sa pagkakatay sa papaya, kakaiba talaga ang amoy. Amoy Poop (Tae, Shit, whatever you prefer...). At pagkatapos nang lahat lahat, dumikit pa rin sa aking kamay ang amoy.

Mamaya, nung kinain na ni mama, wala pang 30 minutes sinabi nya, "kumukulo tyan ko" at biglang tumakbo papuntang kubets.

Napagisip-isip ko, ang amoy ba nang isang pagkain ay may direktang epekto sa ating katawan? Pansinin nyo, ang mga chillies, amoy mabaho kaya ang mga bumbay eh mababaho. (niliitan ko font baka magalit sila sa akin.) Saka ang bananas, sabi ng kaibigan ko na coñotic, "bananas smell funny!" eh napagalaman ko na ang saging pala ay may tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

So eat Papayas to produce shit then eat chilies to make you smell bad then pag ayaw nyo na mabuhay, eat BANANAS to make you HAPPY!!!

Meri Krismas at Maligayang 2007 (kung ikaw ay isang saksi ni Jehova, please disregard my greetings, Happy Day nalang para sa iyo!)

P.S. naalala ko si Bananas, siguro masayahin ka! hehe...

Our Little T.V. AD!

2006-12-09T19:55:00.000+08:00

Dear ADphiles,

Helow mga ADphiles na mahilig mang-criticize ng mga TV ads...

Tutal mahilig kayo sa criticism, paki criticize naman ang aming munting TV AD. Patawad na kung di mameet ang quality standards ninyo dahil kami'y mga humble journalism students lamang at walang formal training sa conceptualization nang mga TV ADS...

A Brief Background of the Product:

LipGlamour is a line of lipstick product that is suitable for the catering needs of young female professionals and college level students. This one of a kind product is an anti-smudge lipstick. It has a cool moisturizing effect on the lips that helps prevent lips from chapping and drying. This product has Vitamin C that can add a lovelier and youthful glow on the lips and Vitamin E. which serves as a moisturizer thus protects the skin from drying. It also has tea tree oil, a proven anti-oxidant that is widely used in other cosmetics to protect and detoxify the skin.

Comment naman dyan!!!

Ang Pagtitinda ko sa aking KATAWAN...

2006-12-04T19:05:00.000+08:00

Dear friends,

Magtratrabaho na ako this December para bumili nang Digital Single Lens Reflex Camera (DSLR) para manalo next year sa ArtPetron Students' Art Competition, Photography Category. Dahil ang aming sintang paaralan na tanglaw nang bayan kasi eh 2 years in a row nang nag ga-grand prize doon sa contest na iyon at gusto ko manalo dahil di pa ako nananalo sa any photography contest dahil di ako sumasali. period.

Magtratrabaho ako sa isang call center, yung hindi international, local lang dahil ayoko masabihan (for the moment) nang FU, SOaB, etc. at para di rin ako maging isang bampira. Or magbi-business ako nang baking!! anything basta may pera, pwede rin karnal! (joke!)

Yung camera kasi eh P49,000.00 pesos so I need to work for 5 months, braving hunger and loneliness of despression just to follow my earthy desires... Ha Ha.

Sana matanggap ako, ihahanda ko na nga ang aking business attire at ang aking resume na half page lang... Dadaanin ko nalang sa Karisma!

Wish me luck!

***

As usual, the freebie time! hehehehe.... Ngayon ay ang free internet access sa shangri-la plaza mall, 6th floor near the cinemas. May kiosk doon na naka wi-fi. pwede ka mag-net doon all you can kasi wala naman pakialam mga mall goers doon sa free internet accesss!!! minsan nga 1 hour straight ako dun wala man lang pumipila sa likod ko... heheh.. meron din sa may mrt concourse level sa shangrila... enjoy!!!

***

teka, basahin nyo muna ito! kakatuwa! hehehe click here...

Mahirap Pala ang First Time...

2006-11-30T13:57:00.000+08:00

Dear Friends...

Grabe, nakakapagod at masakit pala ang first time. Nanakit ang likod ko, katawan, kamay at tuhod. Pinagpawisan ako nang sobra. Hiningal ako pagkatapos kong gawin iyon. Basang basa ang aking katawan dahil doon. Hindi ako makatayo. Ayoko nang ulitin ito...

Grabe, mahirap palang maglaba...

Kailangan ko kasing mag-overnight sa school dahil sa napakaraming paper works para sa aming accreditation. Nalaman ko nalang na wala na pala akong jeans na maisusuot dahil hindi pa lahat nalalabhan. (Umalis na kasi si Manang at walang naglalaba dito...)

Alangan mag-shorts ako at ma-rape nang wala sa oras eh sinubukan kong labhang ang aking jeans... My FIRST time. Hindi ko na tinangka na i-washing machine dahil iisa lang naman...

Sa experience ko na ito, naramdaman ko ang hirap na dinadanas nang mga labandera. Isang pantalon lang nilabhan ko napilayan pa kamay ko kaka-piga. Anyway, for some little transparency, ipapakita ko ang waist size ko... hehehe...

Oo nga pala, nag-bake ako nang cake para kainin namin sa overnight escapade namin. Since birthday ni Ka Andres Bonifacio bukas, gumawa ako nang Philippine Flag Inspired Dalandan Chiffon Cake... Bukas na ang pic, di pa naluluto eh, nasa oven pa. (balak ko kasi mag-business na related sa baking...)

Saka naisip ko, gagawin ko nalang installment ang mga "THINGS THAT ARE CHEAP OR FREE THAT MAKES ME HAPPY."

So for today, I introduce you to the P6.00 Unlimited Lugaw sa Sta. Mesa.

For six pesos, pwede ka na makakain all-you-can plain lugaw. Plain ang lugaw except sa konting fried garlic and ginger. Masarap ito considering the price na napaka-affordable. Pwede rin mag-order nang Fried Tokwa and Boiled Egg for P6.00 at Lumpiang Togue fro P5.00.

Lagi kami kumakain dyan dahil ang lugaw ay mainit at laging bagong luto...

Enjoy!!!

Experience With A Hooker

2006-11-28T00:21:00.000+08:00

Dear Hooks,

Strange, may naligaw sa blog na ito na di ko alam kung sino...

Na-reach nya ako thru this link. (look at the pic below, click the pic to enlarge.)

Ako yung pang apat dun sa list.

Grabe, Feeling ko isa akong Bugaw o MAMASAN.

HEHE...

Anyway, diba malapit na ang Christmas? My next post would be about the best things in life are almost free. Ililista ko mga cheap thrills sa buong Metro Manila na Free minsan may bayad pero di naman nakakabutas ng bulsa. Watch out ok???

lovelots (ewww...)
dos

Laptop, Come To ME!!!

2006-11-23T23:25:00.000+08:00

Dear technophiles...

Do you REALLY want a laptop computer? Yes or No?

If yes, do you have a budget?

If No, Consider this...

"The $100 Laptop!"

Yeah, thats true! (look at the pics...) 100 dolyars lang ang laptop na yan. OR 5000 Philippine pesos. Believe it or not, its for real.

Ang laptop kasi na iyan eh gawa nang isang, lets say, foundation with a goal of bringing to less improverished children of third world countries ang makabagong buhay gamit ang computers.

Its cheap because it will be produced by bulk, meaning 100 million units they plan to make.

Pero take note, di yan parang computer na nakikita nyo sa Toy Kingdom na pambata. It has Linux Operating System, powered by a 500mhz processor, and have a colored lcd screen and 4 usb ports. Fully functional ang laptop na yan except sa kanyang memory na paltry 500 mb lamang na non-volative flash memory (the same as the memory cards available...). Meron din yang wireless connection para maka-connect ang bawat computer...

Super energy efficient din nyan. (tingin ko yung designer inisip nila na ang gagamit nito eh walang access sa electricity.) Nakikita nyo yung hand crank sa tabi? iniikot lang yan para magkapower ang buong unit! galing!!!

Syempre, magiging available din yan sa Philippines... just go to this site for more details... Available na yan next year... Nasa 7800 Pesos "daw".

Laptop, come to me!!!

Paquiao and the Sanitary Napkin

2006-11-21T07:33:00.000+08:00

Dear boxing fanatics,

Panalo na naman si Manny Pacquiao!

Because of his immense fame (esp. to the Filipinas, my mom included), expect to see him endorsing sanitary napkins, feminine wash, laundry soap, appliances, tooth paste and trashy politicians (malapit na eleksyon).

Introducing:

(Click to enlarge.)

For sure girls would be happy on that product… Imagine, hinahawakan ni Pacquiao mga private parts nila…

Isipin nyo nalang na may dalawang babae na nag-uusap:

Girl 1: Uy, alam mo ba naka Pacquiao ako!
Girl 2: Ako din! Ang sarap nga eh.
Girl 1: Nakakakiliti nga si Pacquiao!
Girl 2: Ang lambot lambot pa!

In english.

Girl 1: Hey, you know I’m wearing a Pacquiao!
Girl 2: Me too! It’s so pleasurable.
Girl 1: Pacquiao really tickles me…
Girl 2: And its super soft!

At narinig nyo yan sa loob ng MRT.

Eh kung si Efren Bata Reyes kaya nanalo din? Pustiso?

Wala na Cine Europa...

2006-11-19T22:54:00.000+08:00

Dear friends,

kamusta na kayo? di na ako masyado nakakablog kasi busy na sa school, ang dami ko ngang gusto ikwento sa inyo... haay, schoolworks...

anyway, nalulungkot ako, tapos na ang Cine Europa Film Festival year 9.

Waaa...

Pero nanalo naman si Manny Paquiao (nayayabangan ako sa kanya pero Filipino siya eh kaya susuportahan ko siya...) !!!

Saka Gusto ko pumunta ng france at mag-aral ng filmmaking dun.

Pwede rin sa Finland.

Tapos yung kasal ng pinsan ko na sabi nila ako mag-video coverage, di ako makakapunta dahil sa lecheng Accreditation ng college namin.

Pero nakaisip ako bago concept sa AD namin! yehey! heheheh!!

Tapos nami-miss ko na si Isaiah ang ang kanyang mga posts, wala na daw computer nila sa kanila.

Tapos guys, tell me, ano gusto nyo makita sa isang web video series? Magproproduce kasi kami ni isaiah about her life titled "Busted Isaiah"... Para naman may manood at mapractice filmmaking skills namin.. hehehe...

so guys, yun lang, kailangan ko pa magbasa nang philippine consti, may recitation kami bukas...

Wow naman, Good mood ako today! pansin nyo ba hindi vulgar sinusulat ko ngayon? heheheh

Ingat mga katoto!!! Lav u all!!!

Things to Hear While Losing Weight at the Cinema Toilet

2006-11-18T07:24:00.000+08:00

(Because of the gross nature of this post, I'll use words synonymous to the original.)

Dear ,

Dahil sa Cine Europa na natatapos mga quarter to eleven na nang gabi, pagdating ko sa bahay ay natutulog nalang ako para makaalis dito ng 6am para makapasok sa aming 7:30 am class. Di narin ako nakaka-excrement discharged from the intestines. Kaya mga 5 days nang walang lumalabas sa aking anus.

Syempre, kailangan ng ating katawan na maglabas ng masasamang substances kaya noong 5th day, noong 3rd screening mga 7pm (Menolippu Mombasaan ang film, see the screen cap below), di na mapigilan ng aking katawan at unti-unti nang lumalabas si Baby Feces. Alangan naman akong manganak sa loob ng cinehan, pumunta nalang ako sa Comfort Room para manganak.

Sa loob ng C.R., walang tao kaya inukupahan ko ang isang stall na walang masyado ilaw. Pagpasok ko at pagupo sa throne, narealize ko walang tissue sa dispenser, meron man, kakaunti mga 3 sheets.

Di ko alam gagawin ko kaya nag-stay nalang ako dun at nag-isip ng next move. Maya-maya, may pumasok, may kausap sa cellphone na parang finnish or armenian ang language. Nang biglang kumalabog pinto ng stall ko. He tried to open the door but to no avail, andoon ako at tahimik na gumagawa ng kabahuan. Umubo nalang ako para malaman nya presence ko.

Paglabas nya, nagkaroon na ng steady stream of people. Sa dami ng sinabi nila at pinagusapan, ira-rank ko nalang, 1 being the heighest:

1. (dalawang tao naguusap habang naghuhugas ng kamay.)

"Pare, kumain ka na ba?" "Di pa eh, gutom na nga ako." "Bawal daw magpasok ng pagkain dito dapat yung binili lang sa cinebar." "May dala akong skyflakes, dito nalang natin kainin..."

- at ayun, kumain nga sila.

2.

"T*ng I*a naman! T*ng I*a naman!T*ng I*a naman!"

- parang di-nashoot sa urinal yung ihi nya or naihi sa pants kasi narinig ko tumutulo sa floor yung ihi nya.

3. (Habang may kausap sa cellphone.)

"Bhe, dito pa ako office, susunduin kita maya... Oo. Di ko kasama, umuwi na... Sige, love you. Bye." (pagkababa ng phone) "Nyeta, nagpapasundo pa parang walang paa!"

- lalaking kausap sa cell ang kanyang nobya na walang paa.

Yun lang, di ko na kasi na-alala yung iba.

Pero masarap pala mag-bawas sa shangrila. hahahaah...

SO long, FAREwell!!!

Educational Hardcore Gaming sa Arcade

2006-11-16T00:47:00.000+08:00

Dear gamers,

Sinasabi ng iba na ang arcades ay nakakasira sa pag-aaral ng kabataan. Isama narin diyan ang mga online-games at friendster.

Siguro nakita nyo na to pero di ko lang mapigilan mapaisip...

sino kaya nag-isip nito, isang henyo.

Just look at the pics below.

Parang makakarami ako dito ah... hahahaha!
Sige na nga, mag-aaral na ako ng Law at nang makapaglaro...

Geez, sana wag magalit si mama...

Hahaha..

P.S. Sorry kung di na ako nakakapagpost madalas, busy na sa school, marami na akong commitments na karamihan sa kanila eh napipilitan ako... Bakit ba kasi ako ginawang cute and adorable, ayoko maging mascot! (joke only) pero honestly, 12am everyday na ako nakakauwi, tapos minsan, di na ako nakakakain, lumiliit tuloy ang ano ko, yung tyan ko...

Di ko na nga nababasa mga blogs nila G, G, I, P, C at syempre si D. malungkot na tuloy ako, panira kasi sa sked ang European film festival sa shangr ri-la plaza mall. Nood naman kayo, ako yung matabang naka-ethnic bag(yung ifugao type na bag?)

OK?

Teka, ano ba tama, "Pls watch cine europa here at shangri-la plaza" or "Pls watch cine europa here in shangri-la plaza"? grabe, naguguluhan ako...

cine europa

2006-11-13T20:12:00.000+08:00

hello blogmtes...

im here at shangrila plazamall and nanonod akong cineeuropa. im blogging using the free internet access sa cinema lobby(parang changi airport sa singapore ah!)

cine europa is held annualy here at shang.

hanggang november 19 pa ang film even t na ito!

grabe, hirap mag type.

bye!

Barber Shop Index Card

2006-11-13T00:02:00.000+08:00

Dear hair-growers,

Nagpagupit ako kanina. After 8 long months, na-feel kong magaan ang aking ulo. WOW!

May adventure pa nga ang aking buhok at ang pagpuputol dito.

Dati kasi lolo ko ang naggugupit ng buhok namin hanggang 2nd year high school kaya di ako sanay magpagupit sa labas.

Nung first time ko magpagupit sa barbero, di ko alam kung ano gagawin ko so nagpasama ako kay mama, 2nd year high school ako nun at nakakahiya dahil para akong bata.

Then the next time, sabi ko kaya ko na pero di pala. Mahiyain talaga ako sa tao so ang ginawa ko, sinulat ko sa isang index card ang "Barber's Cut".

Shet, thats one of the most embarassing things i've done. Pinagtawanan ako ng barbero. Kaya masasabi kong may phobia ako sa barbero. Barberaphobia.

Kaya bihira ako magpagupit at yan ang dahilan bakit pangit ang mga hairstyle ko dahil di ako nagpapagupit.

Minsan tri-nay ko sa isang unisex parlor, nagsisi ako, nagmukha akong shokoy with shaggy hair.

Kanina naman different story. Pumasok ako sa barbershop at akala kong mataas na confidence level ko, di pala. Nasabi ko sa barbero "Kuya, pa trim lang." in my smallest tinniest voice. 2nd embarassing moment again.

Ayoko na magpagupit nahihiya na ako.

(Pics, top to bottom: my previous hair and my new look. Boring.)

Si Superman at Batman ay Mga Bakla.

2006-11-09T23:16:00.000+08:00

Dear Comico Fanatico,

Sa ating panahon ngayon, mayroong gay superhero na si ZzaZza Zaturna pero dati puro macho at pa-muscle ang uso tulad nila Superman at Bataman.

Kung susumahin, malalaki ang katawan nila at matatanggkad. Six pack ang abs, may daga sa braso dahil sa muscles (sorry di ko alam terminology...) etc etc. Ika nga, proportioned ang kanilang katawan.

Para sa mga babae na aking itinanong, silay mga "SUPER PAPABLE" heroes.

Pero kanina nang makita ko sila, nagulat ako sa nakita ko, parang pinagkaitan sila ng "Manhood".

Tignan nyo pics below...

Eto kay Superman...

Eto kay Batman...

Liit no?

You agree with me, right? mga bading sila!

Member sila ng Pink Society at hindi Marvel Comics!

Nyahahahah!!!

GUDnayt!

Photography = Filmmaking?

2006-11-09T01:01:00.000+08:00

Dear photographers,

Para mawala ang problema, Mag-picture taking nalang tayo!

Akoy isang photographer na mahilig sa mga nakakadiring bagay. Maraming mga tao ang nagagalit sakin pag bigla ko silang papakitaan ng mga nakakadiring pictures (Pusang nakalabas ang mata, asong tumatae, dumudurang pulis etc...) na ang mga photos naman ay magagandang kuha (ayon sa aking palagay). Ano ba namang masama sa mga ganoong litrato, unique nga eh!

(Thats me as a photographer, kuha ni Ate Deng.)

Greatest dream ko ang maging isang Filmmaker someday, pero sa tingin ko malabong makakapasok ako sa industriya dahil sa aking mga style. Mga style na makabagong di open sa karamihan. So naisip ko, gagalingan ko sa photography (because at this moment eh dun yata ako nag-e-excel.). Then I'll be a good cinematographer and enter filmmaking silently. Tapos isa na akong filmmaker! Hurray!

Kanina lang, naiinis ako sa sarili ko, ang O.A. ko pala. grabe, kung mapapanood nyo ang music video na aking dinirehe (Artist: Siakol Song: Kabilang Mundo Starring Isaia h of Busted Isaiah's Blog.) eh masasabi nyong wala akong kwenta, di ako marunong humawak ng tao, naiinsecure ako sa magagandang tao (artistas) at nahihiya akong magsalita sa nakakarami. Panoorin nyo video na nasa baba, 2nd edit yan at di final pero naiinis talaga ako... Grabe nakakahiya, pinalabas pa yan sa MTV and MYX, grabe, nakakahiya. (Pero bat ganun, nung pumunta ako sa youtube, 4 stars yun na 81 ang nag rate. (click here to see) Ibig sabihin ba nun nagagandahan sila sa video? haaay.)

Maganda ba yung video? Ayoko sagot OK lang, dapat specific.

Kakaingit talaga yung ibang tao naabot ang mga gusto nila. Ako, ang natutupad ko palang ay manalo as lay-out artist sa aming newsletter, within the college pa.

Haay buhay.

Weird Movies ka Rosita Dahil Nalulungkot Ako...

2006-11-08T01:07:00.000+08:00

Dear bloggers,

Gusto ko manood something corny, not tommorow, not today but now. Yung tipong mga pelikula ni Dolphy saka sino mang teeny booper starlet na may crappy movie from star-cinema viva or regal films basta tagalog. Ewan ko ba biglang nag-iba taste ko. Dati gusto ko mga tipong gawa ni Polanski, Kurosawa, etc etc eh ano ba nangyayari sakin. Isa na akong class F cineaste.

Grabe, ang pinakacorny na nahanap ko dito sa bahay ay All About Love ni Sandara Park.

Video City, magbukas ka! Ngayon na!

***

Ayoko Na Sayo Rosita.

Simula ngayon, ayaw ko na kay Rosita. Natutuliro na ako pag naaalala ko siya, bahala siya kung matanggal siya, may pera naman siya galing sa monopolistic Lopez company named ABS-CBN.

Basta Rosita, Good luck and I hope tumagal ka pa sa Academy para wag ka maghasik ng kamandag mo sa Edsa.

Ayan, bigla tuloy ako nalungkot.

***

Telecommunication Sucks Real Time!

Nalulungkot ako mga friends sa mga oras na ito kaya siguro puro angst ang aking post ngayon. Ngayon ko lang narealize gaano ka-halaga sa atin ang telecommunication particularly internet.

May isa kasi akong kaibigan na kailangan magbayad ng P10,000.00 para sa kanilang phone bill sa PLDT Vibe. Syempre di ako makapaniwala, minsan lang naman kasi nya ginamit ang PLDT Vibe nung wala siya internet card. Kinal-culate namin ang usage nya kung 10k ang isisisngil sa kanya. For every peak hour, PLDT Vibe charges 30 pesos. So 10000 multiplied by 30 edi 10 hours a day. Grabe, gahaman ang PLDT, tapos pinarecheck nila sa PLDT baka mali, At biglang gumulantang ang isa pang mas malunos na figure.

P37,000.00

(Thirty Seven Thousand Pesos)

Ngayon, nagalit ang mga parents nya sa kanya dahil siya ang sinisisi, sabi na nga ng Mom niya na wag na daw siya mag-aral at magtrabaho.

Nanay ba yun?

And my friend now thoughts of being a stowaway. Wag sana suicidal thoughts...

Grabe, ayoko malungkot, pero napalapit na kasi sya sakin. She's very pretty pero mabait pero down to earth sobra at simple. Kakaiba siya sa iba kong mga na meet na ganoon kataas ang standard. Iba siya. Poor Girl.

We shared secrets, thoughts etc. Alam ko nararamdaman nya, so depressing. May balak pa nga kaming gawing web video series na siya ang nag-conceptualize tapos ngayon parang di na matutuloy dahil sa PU********* PLDT na yan.

Philippines Best Managed Company pala ha, grabe, madali talagang mag-manage basta gahaman. Smart din na nangangain ng load. I hate you two companies.

Manonood na nga lang ako ng corny movie...

Shit, ayaw pa bumukas ng DVD.

Bad Trip.

Bye Friends, see you at DreamLAND!!!

ROSITA MI AMOUR!!!

2006-11-06T00:43:00.000+08:00

Dear headsets,

NAPAKASAYA ko at natanggal si Rosita my love...
Imagine, nagpaload pa ako (na bihira kong gawin) at binoto si Rosita.
Sana'y tumagal pa siya doon, nakakaaliw siyang panoorin.
Tama si Isaiah, di ito infatuation, this is love (real love nga ba? or fanaticism lang?)

Noong una ko kasi siyang makita, medyo na-off ako sa kanya.
Yun pa yung pinapapunta lahat ng may lahi sa gitna, at pumupunta siya sa gitna. Sabi nya may lahi daw siya, Dubai. Grabe, na-off talaga ako as in major blackout! Buti nalang nilipat na ni ate ang channel. (trivia lang po, di ako nanoood ng TV. Kung ano lang matiempuhan... kya di ako regular viewer ng Pinoy Dream Academy.)

Haay...

***

Maiba naman tayo...

Busted + Ahihi = love?

Yesterday, Isaiah told me she likes Heneroso, the Ahihihi boy.
Sabi nya, "Cute naman ni Heneroso! May itsura pala siya."

Sinabi ko kasi sa kanya, nung tinignan ko blog archives ni Heneroso, may pics siya dun.
Tinignan naman ni Isaiah, uto-uto...

Saan kaya mauuwi ito?

(Uy, Isaiah, no offence meant, pero maganda ka rin, bagay kayo...)

Gary, goodluck din sa inyo ni Happy Slip.

Parang nakakarining ako ng church bells...

***

Sino kaya ito?

Hulaan nyo!!!

Grabe, tinatamad ako kumilos...

My Blog Should Be Orange...

2006-11-04T01:44:00.000+08:00

Dear Dear,

Ngayon ko lang narealize na napakaboring ng last post ko. Duh!
Ano naman pakialam ko sa mga artista eh di naman ako nanonood ng TV. Duh again!
And to think pinaghirapan ko pa yun pag-isipan, inedit para naka slanted ang dating. (tignan nyo, mula mahaba hanggang paikli.) Gumagana na naman kasi ang pagka-graphic artist ko eh
ang panget naman ng blog lay-out ko.

well, anyway...

HISTORY OF MY LAST POST

Umiikot sa isip ko ang "total 'EKLIFSE' of the heart" na kinanta ni Rosita Bareng ng PDA.

eklifse, eklifse, eklifse...

(parang PEDKEST ni heneroso.)

Nag eklifse na yata utak ko dun sa mga words na yun, then I realized, baka si Rosita eh pa-cute lang. Then bigla nalang nagaapear yung tatlong kinds na yun! Haaay, sana walang nakabasa nun, ang corny ko talaga...

Incidentally, nasa kubets ako nung naisip ko yun. Kasama sa naiisip ko si Rosita.

TOILET + ROSING = something brown that floats and sings?
Pero in fairness kay Rosita, magaling siyang performer.

...
...
...

Rosing, di ka na naman mawala sa isip ko...
Is this love or infatuation?

WAAAAAA!!!

BYE. BYE.

"ARTISTAHIN" Redefined.

2006-11-03T00:44:00.000+08:00

Dear Movie-Watchers,

In my own personal opinion, (please excuse my redundancy),
There were only TWO kinds of actors. (I'm talking about showbiz...)

The FIRST is the Actor for the Arts.

This kind of actor chooses projects directly benefiting the Arts
This kind of actor would do anything needed for a scene.
This kind of actor doesn't dream of being famous.
This kind of actor sometimes acts without pay.
This kind of actor is very easy to motivate.
This kind of actor is seldom known.
This kind of actor is Low Profile.
These kind of actors were few.

The SECOND is the Actor for Profit.

This kind of actor chooses projects in terms of commercial appeal.
This kind of actor would do anything not to destroy his image.
This kind of actor always dreams of someday being a legend.
This kind of actor works for a lucrative amount of money.
This kind of actor is very hard to motivate.
This kind of actor is sometimes famous.
This kind of actor is a bit scandalous.

These kind of actors were countless.

But there were very rare instances that the two types
were mixed creating a third kind of actor.

The THIRD, Actor for Real.

This kind of actor chooses projects based on their pure raw emotions.
This kind of actor doesn't care whatever happens to their image.
This kind of actor is carefree in terms of being famous.
This kind of actor is paid depending on the project.
This kind of actor doesn't need any motivation.
This kind of actor is a household name.
This kind of actor is a cult figure.
These kind of actors were rare.

I hope magkaroon ng maraming third actors for indie films!!!

San kaya dyan si Danica?

Pag nanood naman kayo ng movie tell me if the actor's a 1st, 2nd, or 3rd kind.

Para sakin si Sharon Cuneta 3rd kind. Walang kokontra!

So guys, goodbye! May pasok pa ako mamaya...

Sincerely lovelots kisses,
dos

D-SICAT winner HOME ALONE with a XOLO DOG!

2006-10-31T23:36:00.000+08:00

Dear bloggers,

Salamat sa napakarami nyong comments sa aking last post... SALAMAT!!!

HAHAHAHA!!! May nagbabasa pala nito no... Hehehe...]

Anyway, Nanalo ako ng D-SICAT Award!!! click here to know its history...

***

Aliw pala ma-home alone. Iniwan kasi nila ako na taong bahay dahil punta sila sa Loyola Cemetery...

Syempre walang tao, naligo ako na nakabukas ang pintuan!!! Kinakabahan nga ako eh... Baka may sumilip sa aking "ginintuang" ass!

Tapos, habang nagsasabon ako, parang may kumakatok sa gate namin... so labas ako. Syempre, baka makitaan ako at maging "un-virgin" at 19, nag-takip ako ng t-shirt ko.

Sana di nalang ako nagtakip... HAHAHA!!!

***

Tutal Holooweeeeen naman ngayon, I present to you the...

World's UGLIEST DOG
(According to Reader's Digest Oct 2006).

"Xoloitzcuintli"

From Mexico. Furless, Pig tailed, wrinkled skin, Squinty Eyes. Pero pinaka lovable sa lahat at pinakamabango (read the comments made by the owners at google...) Click here for more info... Gusto ko nga mag-alaga pero isa akong loyal Cat Lover...

***

To Gary, eto na ung version ko ng D-SICAT AWARD!!!

Di ko ma-achieve yung parang "cinema" masks yung isa malungkot isa masaya kaya naging distorted yan... Yung rubber ducky, wala lang, bagay sa kanya eh...

Yun lang!!! HAHAHA!!! try ko pa gumawa mas maganda, minadali lang yan eh. Eh kung mag-organize tayo (yeah, all of you reading this) ng isang award giving body (for blog of course) na hindi ordinary at spin-off ng kung ano ano... diba maganda? heheheh....

***

Yun lang mag bloggers... Hanggang sa MULI!!! Naway multuhin kayo ng mabuting grasya...

Mikmik, sino ka man, kakaingit clustermaps mo. 12000! haaay...

PAALAM!

Nagmamahal,
dosporkypinge

Rosita, Rosita, Rosita...

2006-10-30T02:27:00.000+08:00

Dear Prens...

Mahal ko na yata si Rosita.
Si Rosita ng Pinoy Dream Academy...
Di maalis sa isip ko ang mukha nya.
Parang kulangot na pinahid sa pantalon.
Grabe, iba ang alindog nya.
Sana ma-expel na siya...
Ayoko na sa kanya...

(honestly, nakaka-allergy ang presence nya sa T.V. kawawa naman siya kasi
kailangan nya ng pera para wag na sya balik dubai pero grabe!
mas matibay pa sa orocan plastics and pagka-plastic nya!
Poor Little Rosita...)

***

Para sa nakaakrami, I'm currently enjoying my staple of free international magazines... Free as in FREEE! no credit card required. hehehe...

Ang peborit ko ngayon ay ang Asian Oil and Gas Magazine. As the name implies, about sa Langis at langis at puro langis...

Kung gusto nyo makakuha ng free copy (to be delivered at your doorstep and be brought to you by your dog in case you have one.) click nyo lang <ito> para makapunta sa subscription page..

Early Christmas!

***

Diba sinabi ko dati that I wanted to be a singing superstar?

...
...
...

Wala lang... (heew! ang hangin!)

***

Salamat nga pla kay Gener na mambabasa ng blog ko, kala ko walang bumabasa dito sa aking blog dahil walang nagcocoment... Hahahah! Salamat din sa iba na pumupunta dito at sanay magcomment kayo...!!!

And to Isaiah, Sorry sa aking pagiging silent sa phone conversation natin... Im really sorrry...

May award si Gary Tarugo na gusto ko sana ipost pero Im waiting for his permission.

Saka gusto ko na palitan name ng blog ko, masyado generic... ejection seat, duh!

To ol may prens, Meri Krismas!
-porky

Hurray! Ang Sarap ng Longganisa!

2006-10-29T02:25:00.001+08:00

Mga Manonood,

Natapos na rin namin ang aming newsletter at di kami sumunod sa Deadline! Hurray!
Sabi ng prof namin sa newsletter na yun, a journalist must be punctual! Hurray!
Baka di na kami makapagaral next sem! Hurray!
Wala na ring allowance! Hurray!
Joke Lang! Hurray!

Whoever you are na nagsabi na magpalit ako ng picture, I gladly obliged. Check my new pic, sanay magustuhan nyo...

***

May gusto akong i-share, pero medyo, lets say, healthful and very funny.

Ganito ang kwento, Gutom na gutom na kayo. Pag-uwi nyo, may nakahain na sandamakmak na longganisang mamantika sa inyong hapag kainan. Syempre gutom ka na, kinain mo lahat ng longganisa na nakahain. Maya-mya, may nag-iisa nalang na longganisa sa plato. Kakaiba ang itsura nya at sarap na sarap ka na para itoy kainin.

Question, ano sa ilalim ang napili mong longganisa. Answer in 1,2,3 or 4.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE LONGGANISA

HMMMM! SARAP!!! DELICIOUS!!! MEATY!!! JUICY!!!

Snap Newspepor!

2006-10-27T01:12:00.000+08:00

Dear peers who have sembreaks...

Thanks to God, the deadline for the TV ad (my last post) was moved to December 3! Buti nalang kasi ayoko ng mga FOOTages namin (I was disturbed during the shoot because of the malfunctioning [or broken] LCD of the camera.)

And as journ students, we are required to pass an 8-page newsletter tomorrow. Yeah, bukas, Oct 27, 2006!

Thankfully, me being a point-and-shoot photography enthusiaste, nagamit rin sa newsletter ang mga 5000+ stock photos na nakuha ko...

At least all the cramming makes sense at marami ring akong natutunan, that I like to photograph people esp. the faces, nature, cats and dog pooping! hehehe

Sabi nga ni Boy Abunda sa HomeBoy, "Usap tayo kaibigan!" (as if we can talk to television sets... helow!)

Hanggang dito nalang... e-ebs pa ako.

Direktor na Baluktot!

2006-10-25T15:38:00.000+08:00

Dear Country Men,

Kahapon, shi-noot namin ang aming TV ad para sa isang elective subject. Kakapagod. and there's this LCD thingy thats keeping me depressed. (okay, we damaged something)

The ad is about a Lipstick (syempre lahat ng members ng group namin eh kikays, except me, i wanted to do an ad about a chalk. diba wala pa nagagawa commercial sa chalk? let me be the pioneer in chalk advertising!)

Upload ko dito yung ad pag tapos na. anyway, our product is LIPGLAMOUR lipstick, available is six colors. heheehe

our location was inside Pasig City Livelihood Resource Center. Garden na maganda. hehehe..

Haay, pagod na ako... gusto ko ng tulog. Pero directing (a film, shortfilm, music video etc. ) is rewarding! haay, dami ko natutunan. Like check the 5 day weather first, bring lots of fluids saka wag magsisiga sa set to create a dreany effect.

(ako yung nka Manila Shirt hehehe, di mukhang direktor,
mukhang epaloids! click the pic to enlarge.)

Maraming Salamat,
dos.

Anyway, pls read busted Isaiah's entry which she translated into two languages. hehehe funny. you can read it here.)

Katagalugan Mode

2006-10-21T10:02:00.001+08:00

Dear Kaibigans,

Yesterday, I've read all my blog post and I've found out that Im so bad at EngLISH!

so, Filipino mode again tayo with a touch of English...

In short, 80% Filipino, 10% English and 10% Swahili.

So there, sh**! im so bad at grammars... Im am a persons with bad english grammars...

Grabe, nationalista, Lets Go!

hahaha!

Nagmamahal,
dos

Dominating Pinoys!

2006-10-16T03:39:00.000+08:00

Dear Friendsters,

I'm so proud of... us! We infiltrated friendster! hahahaha
Just try to search for someone, and you'll see the results:
ALMOST ALL FILIPINOS!
Wow!
I hope we can infiltrate MySpace!
Filipinos for world domination! Lets Go!

Lovelots,
DosPingyBeef

Self Inflicted Liposuction

2006-10-11T00:23:00.000+08:00

M y F e l l o w V i s i o n a r i e s ,

I Am Fat...

My body feels heavy...
I sweat profusely...
I smell like vinegar...
My fingers are huge...
I look clumsy...
My face is oily...

I NEED TO GET RID OF
MY FAT FAST!

So, with the help of my trusty cellular phone, I discovered a way to alter my face and help me decide which part (my face) should I insert an unsterilized straw and suck fat...

here's the results, pic one please and tell me...

(Click to enlarge)

Geeeeeez, I think I'm gaining a pound a day... I'm now 220lbs.

Anyway, your comments makes me happy!
Gimme more!
Thanks!

Goodbye and Goodluck to my new face!

Your fatsucking buddy,

-dosporkypinge

Repenting for my Sins

2006-10-07T00:47:00.000+08:00

Dear Classmates that gives me answers to the exam,

Last Wednesday, I visited a link on Ms Pam's blog. Its an online quiz on which level of hell a person belongs. Well, I went to the SEVENTH! (Beware! I eat cats!)

So in order to repent for my sins (and better be at the purgatory) I helped my mother (a devout catholic) clean our church.

(Self portrait! hehehe)

Eventhough I didnt mop the floor seriously ( it was all play, I promise) my mom (a living female priest) finds my mopping good and the floor's really shiny! (God bless me!)

(that's my mom)

(My mother and her magical broom...)

And that very day, my dream of becoming a lector came true! but only short lived because some idiot went near the altar and laughed at me and was evident at the picture... (Yes, he's an idiot, the village idiot which every baranggay has.)

I can sing the ABC song in perfect pitch! Superstardoom, here we go!

***

Also, on my way home from CCP today, our bus passed through this wrecked billboard structrue which in the news crashed on a bus. It is located in Magallanes Flyover.

Just thinking, the structure's position was really wonderful and magnificent, might as well profit from it by converting it to a "Manila's Killer Billboard Memorial"

Well, just kidding! Oh and thanks for the comments! I love reaaaading them... Im happy to know some people apppreciate my blog (which i created specifically to practice my english and make myself a little "Literate Coño"...) Tama nga si Gary Tarugo, there can only be one Pinoy Pop Supersatar! (with the devirginized Regine of course... [You've heard it right, Umamin na!])

That's it for today, I need to make some news articles...

Au revoir!

Sincerely,
Dos the wreckage

Blackout, eat me!

2006-10-02T14:01:00.000+08:00

Dear Weighless People,

When typhoon "Mileño" (which i unknowingly calls "Manileño) caused catastrophe when it passed by our country during its three hour voyage along our country (Redundant, eh?), I played with candles and spying on our neighbor's cat.

Anyway, to all the people affected by the aftershock of the typhoon, allow me to express my condolences for those refrigerators, televisions, cellphones and any electrical appliance that died during the power blackout (which were already resurrected, thanks to meralco)

As a form of my sorry, here is a photo montage I created with my very cooperative friends during the time we waited for someone we would interview. it is titled:

"Palimos, a Journey through the Lurking
Boredom Inside an Airconditioned Room"
(enjoy!)
Click on the pic to enlarge.

(Interpret it on your own and be sure to share it with me!!!)

***

By the way, I've got a confession to make...
I want to be a singing superstar!
Go on laugh, i'm dead serious...
but with a twist of course...
my songs would be sung ONLY while whispering...
FANTASTICO!

***Anyway, thanks for the comments, i enjoyed reading them... my last post about the lipstick was my favorite commented post. Some of you wanted me to try another shade of lipstick, uhmmm let me see... hahahaha!

Wow! comments! I love them!

Au Revoir!

Lovelots(?),
dosflame

Liftstickin' Placenta on my Lips...

2006-09-22T23:39:00.000+08:00

Dear associates,

When I came to school this morning, our building feels so deserted and our room empty with the chairs perfectly lined side-by-side .

At 7:45 A.M my classmates appeared and polluted our room with noises ranging from Cath's whisper to Alvin and Kim's "Morning Tandem Hurray” but the opposite happened. I’m alone…

My humble self started to panic (Can’t stand being alone) when suddenly, Botbot appeared out of nowhere closely followed by Ate Deng. Seeing them feels much better than discharging all my urine trapped for 3 days.

Ate Deng said that classes have been cut for the University Wide Intramurals.

Without anything to do, Ate Deng, together with Virgie and Botbot created a scheme aimed at ruining my life-long-protected “reputation”; by putting some lipstick on my succulent lips.

Below is the video of the whole process… (its all gag, nothing more.)

and the final product.

Icky!

After that, Ate Deng and I went to the Main Campus for some photolovin' photography sessions… (I'll post the pictures later...)

P.S. Finally, I’ve found Ms. Pam Miras blog (of the Bloodbank film fame). Yippee!!!

(Honestly, I looked "cuter" with lipstick but it tastes awful…)

Anyway, goodbye!

My Shallowness Revealed!

2006-09-21T16:24:00.000+08:00

Hello friends...

This is me, Dos and I wanted to commit Suicide.

The Suicide of a Unexistent Mind!

I don't mean to kill myself, just wanted to change my ideologies, outlook in life etc...

I have this strange outlook in life, to be shallow and not affected by social weather change...

Because serious people sometimes bores me...

And it pains me now. I cant understand poetry, simple jokes, novels etc... Even the simplest of simple instructions, my brain needs to buffer at high capacity.

And my shortfilms were pure elongated jokes...

My stories were pure humor.

I wanted to be serious, dead serious...

I think I became so Shallow, Now!

I want to be a little "deep"... Just a little, gradually, I'll be there...

Oh please... is there any plant I can eat to change my brain's wavelength...

How i envy Pam Miras...

But I dont want to die yet, I still need to win at Cannes, or Oscars... or just go to Poland and be a Holocaust victim.

That way, I'll never die, immortality gained! But that's not possible, I'm a mere human eating rice and breathing Manila's stale air...

Anyway, my cat needs some huggin'

Au Revoir!

Farewell Organized Time!

2006-09-18T12:24:00.000+08:00

Dear Brethrens,

Starting today, I'll be watching over my cats 24 hours a day, 6 days a week (of course, I need a break)

Because..

I will be an irregular student next semester (or year).

I'm not allowed to miss my Statistics class with Sir Cortez (The man with the silver teeth) because I've already been absent twice and his class allows only up to three absences. Three absences and you're out, dropped, expelled. Whatever.

Anyway, I woke up at 11:30 this morning and his class at 12nn because I did something bad last night which is really bad. (It’s not what you think it is. Its something with literature, spoiled literature.) Legally, I'm Late and therefore dropped on his subject!

Goodbye Regularity! I welcome myself to the Irregular Student's Society!

I hope so not.

Here I am blogging instead of going to school for our “Musicalle” presentation at Sir Jerico’s Class.... Anyway, my next class would be at 3pm (world lit). I hate 3 hour long subjects!

Honestly, I felt weird today... I think I'll just sleep with my eyes open at our classroom.

To all friends, pardon and goodbye!

Hahahaha!

Panic Post

2006-09-15T09:27:00.000+08:00

I'm supposed to be on my way to school but I'm still here, surfing the net and rsurfing bout the Jewish Holocaust.

The Jewish Holocaust is the massive campaign by the Nazi to exterminate all the Jews just because of the crime that they "Exist".

They were gassed, shot on public places without reason, raped, reduced to 3rd class citizens, burned etc.

What an Evil WORLD!

God, I dont want to be Hitler...

Wallpaper

2006-09-13T13:32:00.000+08:00

I've changed my phone's wallpaper to suit my
"Sarong Banggi" fever.

Really, it moved me until now.

I even attempted to watch it for the fourth (or fifth?) time last night but because our classes ended at around 9, its too late for the last full show.

Oh, cant wait for the DVD release...

I've Watched a Gem Today...

2006-09-10T00:36:00.000+08:00

Dear friends, I've watched a Gem today. The type of gem thats rare and beautiful...

Sarong Banggi
a Film by Emman Dela Cruz
(showing at SM Cinemas on a 1 week period only! From Sept 6-12.)

It's really unplanned, I'm just at SM Manila to buy the MMV-200 my tita asked me. I was inside Booksale with ate Lalaine when I suddenly uttered "Sarong Banggi"(I've read somewhere about it and that's it!) After ate Lalaine left, I immediately went to the cinemas and to my surprise, the Sarong Banggi trailer was being shown at the small TV near Cinema 1.

The trailer was really wonderful. I watched it for about 8 times without noticing the crowd gathering beside me.

When I was in the process of buying the ticket, the "Takilyera" asked me, "Cinema 1, Sarong Banggi?". I answered yes the she asked me the same question again.

At the entrace of Cinema 1, the lady guard, takilyera, saleslady (whatever its called) asked me again the question asked by Ms. Takilyera. Maybe they can't believe I'm watching... Its just so distracting.

(The trailer at the T.V. and poster of the movie[3rd one].)

Anyway, I went inside 4:32 PM but the next screening would be at 5:10 so I just squat near the CR at the hallowed hallway of SM Cinema 1. I listened some music from my phone in order to isolate me from the movie's sound and thereby spoiling me. The funny thing are the people, whenever they passed at me, would look at me puzzled. Maybe its their first time to see a man sitting in an Indian position inside the cinema.

5:10PM. What happened next is pure emotional roller coaster combined with Ube Ice Cream topped with gravel and mixed using the smallest spoon available at the fastest R/PM known to man. ITS PURELY WONDERFUL! my god, the UFO (they prefer smaller case, so "ufo") Pictures opening billboard was fantastic. and the next things undescribable. Its the first film I saw that totally isolated me from the cinema.

The next thing I know is that my feet hurts because of the super cold temperature.

The film is about a birthday boy that would be given by his friends his first sexual experience with a hooker. But because the hooker lied at the boys that she is 25 years old, they left her. But as the boys parted ways, birthday boy returned to the place of the hooker and a bond between them develops. I'll stop now. Go watch the film! ITS GOOOOOD!

(Stolen from Ms. Michiko's Friendster Profile.)

The hooker is Jackyln Jose (Shes the most beautiful prostitute I've seen.), and the birthday boy is Angelo Illagan (he resembles Bembol Roco, younger of course).

My only criticism is the credits. The red part of the credits cant be seen.. (Or its just the SANYO projector SM are using?)

Anyway, the film is good for the soul. Grabe. ANG GANDA!

Thanks to the magnificent handling by the director, Dir. Emman Dela Cruz and to UFO Pictures for bringing us this film. (How I wish to be a part of the elite circle of the ufo namely Michico Yamamoto, Raymond Lee, Ned Trespeces, Jade Castro, Emman Dela Cruz, etc... Kahit P.A. lang or volunteer.)

Go watch it before its too late.
You can't find this at your suki in Quiapo.

SPLENDID!

(did I spell "undescribable" right?)

Batasang Pambansa's Session Hall, the best place to sleep.

2006-09-06T22:32:00.000+08:00

"Session Adjourned" was the words me and my classmates wanted to hear during our visit at the Batasang Pambansa's Session hall which a session is on (redundant eh?)

We went inside the session hall at 4:00 PM while my stomach is aching because of the Gulaman drink I bought at the Congress' canteen which in my speculation, the seaweed used on the gulaman was affected by the Guimaras Oil Spill. (Just Joking)

As usual, the congressmen were late because they have a weird orientation about time which their one minute "breaks" lasts an hour. No wonder our laws were crawling to get passed.

And there's this person that "blabs" the words of a "document" faster than the blink of a fish's eyelids. We cant understand him. He talks like this: "The doment nber 5 ts" which is actually "The Document Number 5 lists".

And the congressmen were just chatting around with their compadres on La-z-y Boy seats while laughing and talking about their sex lives...

Well, not all of them were like that because I saw this congresswoman with 2 piles of reading materials/documents. Each pile can be estimated to be 1-1/2 feet high.

Not Bad.

Aside from these problems, the architecture of the hall was magnificent despite having 62, 1000 watt floodlights lighting half of the hall. I thought the government is saving on electricity?

But I like the place, so calm and tranquil; its the best place to sleep.

(Anyway, I've posted some photos about this on this blog.)

The Philippines' Newest River!

2006-09-06T10:58:00.000+08:00

I present you the Philippines' newest river!

the E. Rodriguez River! (A.k.a. Aurora River)

Its right in the heart of Pureza St. and E. Rodriguez Ave. under the Pureza LRT Station at the very heart of Sta. Mesa, Manila!

But this river only appears when raining.

***

Yesterday, I went to Paula's house at San Mateo, Rizal to repair their computer.

Paula is a nice girl.

Their family operates a Drinking Water business.

Paula is a beautiful girl.

Her mother is so youthful and kind.

Paula is an intelligent girl.

We went to Sta. Lucia mall that evening.

Paula is a happy girl.

Sta. Lucia mall is... dim.

Paula is a Filmmaker!

Nothing more...

Death and stuffs... Weird...

2006-08-31T15:05:00.000+08:00

YESTERDAY, we went to the Loyola Memorial Park in Marikina to visit my grandfathers grave. There's no particular occasion, only because its a clear day and my grandma wanted to plant some plants on top of the tombstone.

I got sad that day because my grandpa, which we call "Tatay" tells me stories about World War II which is one of my favorite topics...

Then I saw this strange cat that keeps following me... She's alone too...

I wanted to adopt her but I can't.

**********

While eating the snacks we brought, I saw this man walking regally holding a pot of flowers. He looked so sad, based on his footsteps.

When he left, i looked at the tomb, its her wife. So sad... I don't want that to happen to me...

**********

That day, I saw this dog in front of our gate. He's dead also...

So sad, I wanted to be a dog myself and teach my master about the Jewish Holocaust.

**********

By evening, I checked my e-mail and found this very shocking message from Titus-Brandsma.

"Patay na si Ka Elmo"

Ka Elmo (photo courtesy of demented-online.blogspot.com) is an Indie Artist (thats what I want to call him.) I've worked with him with Khavn in Ang Pamilyang Kumakain Ng Lupa, an indie film. The last time I saw him was at the movie "Kapag Tumibok Ang Puso".

So sad, he's a very jolly person. The indie film society would surely miss him...

**********

While at the cemetery, we talked the Mang Teddy, the caretaker of my grandfathers' grave. He told us that yesterday, they unearthed a coffin buried in 1974 to collect the boned and combine t with its relative in the same grave. When they opened the coffin, they saw the cadaver still intact and lets say "Fresh" with its flesh and everything...

That got me wondering, is that dead person does'nt want to die yet?

Oh, I'm feeling so sad today...

Jeepney Buggers

2006-08-26T00:15:00.000+08:00

Today was the worst jeepney ride I got on my entire life!

While I'm riding a jeepney to take my tired body to home, there were 2 persons in front of me that keeps on laughing after looking at me. What the #^%@! Anyway, to keep my composure, i just read the reviewer for tomorrows exam. The hell! they imitated me by bringing out an FHM Magazine!

So irritating! Anyway, before they stepped out, i caught them on video! Notice the guy looking at me and the camera. Wala na siyang kakampi kaya patingin-tingin nalang... hahaha!

It really made my day bad. bad. bad. bad.

Speaking of FHM, Sassy Girl Jeon Ji-Hyun is my current crush hehehe.

Anyway, I've heard in the news that the Solar System excludes Pluto... They removed Pluto because... Just read it here...

and

I heard somewhere a song with explicit lyrics in tagalog that is rumored to be sung by Ali Sotto... Hmmm... I'll post a link here if possible....

A Very "ORGANIC" Coffee...

2006-08-21T13:52:00.000+08:00

My entry for today is related to my last post.

Syangapala, thanks to those people that visited here. Thanks also for leaving comments! (You know, i wouldnt write if no one would read...) Salamat ng maraming marami po...

Recap on my buhay... We blessed our greedy professors with countless of news articles they wanted as our midterm requirement last week. Hahaha! They must have a hard time with my subject-verb agreement! hahahaha! Lagot sila!

Anyway, let me introduce you to this infamous "Philippine Civet Coffee"

Imagine, a coffee made from an animal? Not exactly. To make the story short, this coffee is made from undigested coffee beans that is extracted from the droppings of the civet cat. Yeah, droppings (Tae, Poo, Shit, Feces, LBM by-product, etc...) Wait, Tae + Poo + Shit - T = Taepooshi (Parang Korean name... Cute!) Back to the story.

The Civet cat or locally known as Musang, lives on coffee trees. These cats have the ability to select the sweetest coffee beans but because they can't digest it, it turns out on their droppings... I asked the shop attendanton bout the taste and she said "Its very delicious with a very exotic flavor..." (What is an exotic flavor anyway?)

According to the very enterprising pinoy manufacturer/seller, it is the RAREST coffee in the world! And its only available at that store (pic below) somewhere in Tagaytay... At least, its from the PHILIPPINES! MABUHAY! (PIC SELLER) It also comes with a steep price of about FOUR HUNDRED PESOS per 100g bottle of ungrinded roasted beans. It's relatively cheap for cofibean but would he drink it? (If its good for his skin, i guess...) I'd better stick with my old favorite, freshly brewed kapeng barako with lots of sugar to feed my pimples...

Anyway, its for a good cause naman. Its for the conservation of the endangered Philippine civet cats.

Diba endangered narin ang Tarsier of Bohol which is famous for its Chocolate Hills?

Hmmm...

Would you drink it?

I hate DOG owners

2006-08-15T20:34:00.000+08:00

Kanina pagdating ko galing sa school, i stumbled
upon this innocent looking object.

It looks like those being sold at the Blue Magic gift shop.

Pero once you touched it, shit! its feels like shit!

Actually, ginagawang "Public Comfort Room" ang aming munting gate (harapan lang naman) kakainis kasi pag lalabas ako, parang "Game of Luck" ang mangyayari sakin... Di ko alam kung di ako makakaapak ng pupu o makakaapak ako ng Jackpot at maging badtrip buong araw.

Actually, 3 times na akong nanalo sa game na ito. hehehehe

My beautiful Mother, posted a note at our gate about the "pupu" problem:

Pakiusap, wag nyo pong hayaan
ang inyong aso na dumimi sa harapan
ng aming gate. salamat po.

But to no avail, its not that effective, we are still targetted at least 5 times a day. Nakakatuwa nga eh, yung mga "poo" nila comes in different varieties. Merong black, brown, red, yellow, blue[yeah, its true, pinakain siguro ng ube si poor doggy]. Meron ding Soft, Hard, Rock-Hard (day-old na siguro).

Gagawa nga ako ng isang post para madala naman ang mga pollutants.

Dear Dog,
Pakisabi sa Amo mo,
wag ka dito padumihim.
Thank You.

Di ako satisfied eh. So Im asking you kung anong magandang ilagay na post para sa mga stupid dog owners and dogs.

harhar!

2006-08-13T21:30:00.000+08:00

Its been a week. sobra... after writing 5 news articles para sa newswriting class, ay another 5 pa. news stories... tapos my blog pa sa friendster di ko na nauupdate. I dont want to express here my qualms, kasi this would be my first blog entry dito sa blogspot in a year (yeah, i blog on friendster kasi ay sure audience ako dun, unlike here... i dont know anything, kahit magpalit ng font color!) anyway, i discovered cofibean's blog which is hilariously funny, sometimes, i hate him because of his views about the "orcs" and "Katutubo" na mga pinoy, pero ayoko na patulan... I want to be free and not affected... kakaawa naman siya, his katutubos were the ones fueling his company... haay... anyway, its raining here and i cant upload pics kasi im downloading the sukob trailer para mapanood ko... hehe... bakit kasi 94mb yung dindownload ko... haay...

kung may makakabasa man nito, hi hello! im dos ocampo, a frustrated filmmaker/writer. i say frustrated kasi di ako makagawa ng matinong shortfilm. haay...

i'll blog again sometime in a not so depressing mood. kailangan ko pang mag-aral sa statistics namin... nice schoolife with math talaga!@#!$!

Parang ayoko pa mag-logout ha, naku! kumiidlat.!!!!!

hehehehe...

im a funny person, you know, hehehe...

honestly, i hate my template...

-dos

2005-04-05T12:14:00.000+08:00

nanood ako ng LOve me if you dare sa SM MANILA, Centerpoint and southmall. Ang ganda! jeux d' enfants and original title noon. french kasi iyon. it stars Marrion Cotillard as Sophie (BIG FISH) and Guilliame Canet (THE BEACH) yun. siguro mga 11 times ko na napanood yun. ang ganda talaga. anyway, try nyo panoorin ang SPELLBOUND, isa itong documentary film about 8 american children sa isang spelling bee. available yan sa DVD sa quiapo. hehehe

Ang Pagababalik After 10 Days... (Naughty Mind Series Part 2)

1990-02-01T19:43:00.000+08:00